DOCTORS: The Mill is open for the next vast influx of patients. Zzzzzz....

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New thread.

Fuzzy you get The is for Macerena

Jenny Eclair

Drsnoddy better do one NOW. QUICKLY....there might be an alien attack at ANY MOMENT! (Panicking? Moi???)

no one asked 6tl if she had a nice time in Australia.

DH works in a similar area and they play these games all the time. Last time DH got to sit in a conference room and pretend to be the prime minister.

Piddle...second place. Story of my life
Well done Macerena

Fuzzy Mrs T found out Mr T was actually gay. She didn't react in a very Christian fashion about it. He came to see her last time the Rev was in it- it's why they split up.

Macerena you are our Beeb link to become the writers of Doctors (or advisors)! I know the news website is not quite the same but you can do it!

Oh cheers raahh. You think she might revert to her unmarried name.

With his PTSD background, is this a good thing for Gobby plod to be doing?

I'm not sure general practice is geared up for anything but the most minor trauma. Maybe we'd be better with aliens

I was thinking the same, Raahh

I wonder what they are doing with their real patients while they do this nonsense

Oh yes..isolation and no new patients. Save money on actors BEEB.

Aliens are definitely a better bet.

Haha I love Al (ever mentioned it?)

real patients ???

Doctor

I think Al throwing up on the carpet was a bit far though.

Snod when will you learn? There ARE no real patients. Not a single patient has ever darkened the door of the Mill. (Don't you wish your surgery was like that?)

I am bored of this now. yet again an inanimate dummy acts the rest of the cast out of the surgery.

Poor Al was recently involved in an accident in which he saved Mrs T, and Heston died.

Be more tactful, Emma!

Mrs T is taking this very seriously

I know it's just slightly unrealistic without you know, patients. Not that it bears any resemblance to reality

What a shame it wasn't real in Ruhma's case.

If all this pissing about is what really goes on at these role playing jobbies heaven help is when it’s for real...