Emmerdale, the place you can get away with any crime.....if you're a dingle

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Will the surprise wedding go ahead

Will Debbie get away with another hideous crime in the new year

Will Daz confess instead of letting his daughter take the blame

Who can't wait to see Graham get one over on Robert and Nicola

They’ve probably put a decent lock on the pavilion after Dawn took her overdose in it. Where is she now BTW?

He could sleep in Ashley’s ship or the playhouse creepy Maya has been using to meet her prey Jacob.

Or the shed in Gerry's garden where Dawn was kipping. Dawn knows the village better than him!

Did Dawn move in with Harriet?

I think that was the plan wasn’t it? Haven’t heard from them since I don’t think.

Don't forget the log cabins and poacher's huts on Home Farm Estate. If Lachlan could keep Rebecca there for weeks undetected I'm sure Bob could take up residence and have squatter's rights by next Christmas.

I think you're all over looking one fact - Bob is unbelievably stupid! Running up a huge bill at the b&b, giving away the cafe, he's brought all this on himself. I've no sympathy for him.

Isn't the house Brenda and the kids live in his?

I don't think it is

He signed the café and flat they all lived in over to Brenda as he felt so guilty for running off with Laurel. He still has a share of the profits from the café. But considering he's a barman, or rather ex barman, he's been bloody stupid all round.

Oh yes, thanks for the reminder. The story feels lazily contrived but I do feel sorry for him.

They're really trying to undo the Laurel affair damage aren't they? The new producers must have said how the hell are we going to fix this. Now we're all "poor Bob"

I'm torn over Bob, on one hand I feel sorry for him but on the other hand I don't, he's been an idiot, why didn't he tell Diane (who by the way has turned into an awful person) he had no money, why didn't he tell anyone.

He'll probable end up with pneumonia from sleeping rough and then he'll be inundated with offers of accommodation, Laurel should really take him in.

Also I'm always fascinated by some peoples financial situations, like Bernice, who was demanding five star treatment a the b&b when she has to leave her house. Why can't she just move to a different house, surely she has a few quid from the salon, and why doesn't the doctor have a place to live, what happened to his house.

I knew it was Matty who told the police about Cain.

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I was starting to warm to Matty but now he's gone to the police about Cain I'm done with him.

I think you're all over looking one fact - Bob is unbelievably stupid!

true!

I think I missed some of last nights episode. How did we find out it was Matty?

He admitted it Maxi because they were blaming Debbie.

Thanks jane. I can’t remember any of this, I’ve no idea what I was doing while emmerdale was on!

I know what I was doing. I was thinking where the feck are Robert and Aaron gone again?

are they still providing daddy daycare for Moira and Cain’s boys?

Kerry has taken Kyle away from Cain to live with her and Daz. Out of the frying pan...

Oh flipping hell! Poor kid going to live with those whingeing miserable gits!

The story with Bob is a bit unbelievable, surely he'd a) have contact with the twins who'd know he wasn't living anywhere even if they unbelievably wanted to stay with Brenda and they'd have told Brenda/someone at school or b) it would have been realised by Diane who used to own the pub that a few shifts at the pub wouldn't be enough to pay her?

The Maya/Jacob story is sickening.

I don't think Joe's dead. What happened to Graham finding James did he just stop? And how did he convince Kim to give Debbie the house back if he's supposed to answer to her? Kim hates Charity doesn't she? So by extension would probably hate Debbie and not do her any favours. So many plot holes.

What's with the school terms to. One week Amelia was missing and at the Primary school, and the next she was in Year 8 at the High School, poor writing from there.

Why was Moira's first choice for babysitters Aaron and Robert? I know Aaron is Cain's nephew but surely she'd use Victoria or Kerry? Isaac will know Vic better due to her always hanging around with Matty and Kerry is Kyle's grandmother, so why Robron? Was it just to set the surrogacy story line up?

So many plot holes.

The possibility of joe not being dead is the only thing keeping me watching at the moment!