Emmerdale, the place you can get away with any crime.....if you're a dingle

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Will the surprise wedding go ahead

Will Debbie get away with another hideous crime in the new year

Will Daz confess instead of letting his daughter take the blame

Who can't wait to see Graham get one over on Robert and Nicola

And there was that snide comment to Priya about her being thick when she quizzed why Jacob was spending extra time with Maya. Maya is a nasty piece of work.

Yes about her doing better in her exams. Nasty Maya!

I think Priya will discover the truth and Maya will get very nasty and everyone will initially think Priya is making it all up. Priya will then be determined to bring Maya down for being so nasty to her. Priya deserves a decent storyline for once.

Yep that sounds about right. And yes priya does need a good story.

I don’t know what it is but the Maya storyline has really got under my skin; especially when Jacob sent her that topless selfie - is it because the “traditional groomer/groomee” roles have been reversed? I don’t know, I could pontificate on this for hours but yeah - it’s being played excellent by the actors (exp Jacob) and as a PP said Priya needs a decent storyline.

What was Priyas last decent storyline? Was it the bulima? Or am I wrong.

There was suspicion on her harming Eliza when she had the bruises wasn’t there? The last one before that I can recall is with Rakesh and his fraud/fire that caused Nicolas injuries.

Debbie in the traditional "I am grieving" soap uniform of giant jumper and "no make up" make up.
Can cain kill her too please, I can't bear her stroppy, selfish,sulky tantrum routine.

Maya tonight to Jacob - "we're cheating". No, Maya, you're the one who's cheating as well as being a sicko paedophile.

Moira has a short memory, Cain reminded her that she's also a murderer but not about the husband beating. They were a great couple at one point, now it's just unpleasant to watch

How are they going to come back from this?

Wasn't it Priya who tried to tell everyone about Lachlan and no one believed her?

I like Priya I wish they'd give her a decent job and man for once. I absolutely hated that they had her being so pathetic over the doctor.

What is it anyway with the way everyone behaves around the doctor even David that time being all over the top and arse kissy. Do people actually still behave like that around GPs in real life?

What did Maya say to David about the phone I missed her explanation.

ellen she pretended to be outraged that he thought she was up to something and gave him her phone to check. He then apologised for doubting her.

In fairness I wouldn't give my 4 yr old somebody else's phone to play with, or would take it off them if they picked it up.

Thanks Jane, god I can't wait till she's caught, it's a horrible story.

Why couldn't terrible Jessie have caught Maya and Jacob!

She's such a creep.

Much as I'm not into Vanity, I enjoyed the proposal. Emma Atkins is brilliant. I loved the Madness flash mob

How did Creepy McPredator explain the locked door to Jessie? (My silly DC were gabbling and I missed it)

She said it was force of habit from sharing a house Maxi

The invaluable joke with Kerry was funny.

Ahh thanks Jane. Jessie has already spoken to Maya once already about inappropriate behaviour when she gave someone (Jacob?) a lift home from school. I hope she makes a mental note of this too.

Oh and the horse handler was lovely. Can Home Farm give him a job please.

Agreed!

I think it was Noah she gave the lift to that time. I loved the Noah chat about YouTube and video games as if it was real life too

I reckon she has because she told Jacob to tuck his shirt in. As annoying as Jessie is she seems to be clued in to things.