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Sex flavoured nut milk VS Wonky Crotched bikinis- The Apprentice The Final

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dillite · 16/12/2018 20:55

Are we all ready? I have to admit that I forgot and we are watching Brooklyn. But I will do my best to be there.

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GoldenKelpie · 16/12/2018 22:06

Nut juice is a new growing market. Made to measure swimwear is too niche, problems may occur with quality control when employed seamstresses etc

redsummershoes · 16/12/2018 22:07

wrt to the 'milk' there is a drive to call alternatives (nut milks, soy meat etc) different.
and tbh I agree. those are imitations.

Cherrypie32 · 16/12/2018 22:09

Deffo nut milk but his £250 Grand isn’t going to go far

Petalflowers · 16/12/2018 22:10

milk use ban;

EU regulations meant that not all non-diary milks can use the term milk, as it could be deemed misleading. Certain exemptions were permitted, such as coconut milk.

ChippingIn · 16/12/2018 22:10

I might send my measurements to Sian and see what she comes up with.

NeverTwerkNaked · 16/12/2018 22:10

My children are allergic to cows milk protein. We call their milk “coconut milk” / “oat milk”/ “soya milk” and cows milk is “cows milk”. It will be pretty normal for many in their generation that there are many different types of milk

ChippingIn · 16/12/2018 22:10

I suspect she’ll direct me to a burkini website 🤣

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dillite · 16/12/2018 22:10

Thing is, and it might just be me, but "nut juice" makes me think of jizz, and surely I can't be the only one?

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Jellykat · 16/12/2018 22:11

Hope he goes Nut milk.. As someone with a degree in fashion design, i think the majority of the swimwear is cut really really badly.

Binglebong · 16/12/2018 22:11

Wft is up with Camilla's hair? Not to be execcivly bitchy but it looks like ones of the elves from The Grinch.

Petalflowers · 16/12/2018 22:11

Sorry, can’t use the term milk.

Piggywaspushed · 16/12/2018 22:11

Sian basically just has swimwear and is throwing unworkable USPs at it...

Binglebong · 16/12/2018 22:12

I can't help thinking the buttons will look great if one side gets stained. Blush

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dillite · 16/12/2018 22:12

What is sassy about brown packaging?

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Petalflowers · 16/12/2018 22:12

I quite like the swimsuits on sian’s Webpage. Wish I had the figure to wear them.

The milk is really expensive.

ChippingIn · 16/12/2018 22:12

Milk does not mean ‘from an animal’. Just like coconut milk and things like ‘butter’. Peanut butter.

Petalflowers · 16/12/2018 22:12

Dilute, know what you mean.

MsMiaWallace · 16/12/2018 22:13

I wouldn't buy it for £3.50

Piggywaspushed · 16/12/2018 22:13

I have Figleaves advertising at me now. A fitting reminder of the stiff competition.

FannyAndMoonFace · 16/12/2018 22:13

Sian for the win..

SmilingButClueless · 16/12/2018 22:14

What is sassy about brown packaging?

Isn’t that how all adult products are delivered? So I hear, anyway...

GoldenKelpie · 16/12/2018 22:14

All to call some of their nut milks 'drinks'.

GoldenKelpie · 16/12/2018 22:15

That should say Alpro

TokyoSushi · 16/12/2018 22:15

For the first time I honestly think neither! Who wants what are in effect reversible knickers? And the nut milk is too ££ and a bit grim looking!

StylishMummy · 16/12/2018 22:17

I hope nut milk

The packaging and branding can be changed - but hipster vegans will pay £££ for posh wanky nut milk. Sian is a tiny herring in a massive ocean of swimwear, from Asda to Topshop!