Neighbours Spoilers - married, dead, pregnant, cheating. Who's who and anyone new?

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Piper is confirmed to be leaving and good news for pipler fans. It's an happily ever after for them apparently as she leaves to go be with him

Typer happy ever after, awww

Maybe it's compensation for not killing off Finn and moving him and his brother into Karl and Susan's /Dipi and Shanes/ Old Lady No One Really Knew

I wonder if it will be Karl or David on gynae duty when Elly goes for her checkup.

Christie Hayes (Kirsty Phillips from Home and Away) will be joining shortly in a guest role. She will be-wait for it-part of a complex love triangle! Wonder how long it took them to come up with that one?

I wonder if it will be Karl or David on gynae duty when Elly goes for her checkup

neither, apparently. That’s how she’s able to keep it secret that she had a non-pregnancy before her actual pregnancy in a few weeks’ time.

I wonder if it will be Karl or David on gynae duty when Elly goes for her checkup

It'll not be Clive. He just pops in every so often to get Sheila to calm the fuck down.

How does she not know who Shaun is when every other fucker does, even the dead one with the dog and the sister from Bendigo?

I thibk she knows who he is. I think they’ve used their shaggibg strangers quota for the year already on Leo. Everyone else must shag someone they know...

I liked Kirsty. That’s cool. I wonder who she’ll be...

Allegedly Koil is back permanently and moves into number 32 with Chloe, Aaron and David.

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Amy doesn't look too pleased... unless that's her happy face 🤷🏻‍♀️
Bet that's Kyle's first scene back.

I can’t believe neighbours are running two storylines at the same time about parents and their offspring having sex with the same person

I bet it's so we don't complain as much when Finn starts to feature a lot more. We'll all be begging for love triangles to come back

True! I just wish the love triangles weren’t all related to different members of families, it’s getting a bit icky for me! I do hate Finn though. Going from the Sonya storyline to all this dross is not great

Amy's face 🤣

golly Imogen is a cow. wasn't she nice once?

@Tootrousers I agree, it's almost like they've said we had an epic storyline with Sonya and Toadie. They acted their butts off, we don't need anymore good stories for awhile.

@Samcro Nah I think she's always been a self-righteous cow (can't think of any other wording less harsh )

Amy is either doing her ‘Aw shucks, I’m just a plaid shirt wearing tradey, and you gave me something purty.’ face or she’s looking at it and thinking ‘FFS Gary what have you stolen to pay for that?!? and by the way you still owe me £££££

I suspect that Amy smells a bit fusty. And Gary too.

Mark would smell clean but not attractive (Toilet Duck).

Leo, kebab grease.

Mea, don't want to go there.

Paulie and Cilve would smell expensive. Karl, not so much.

I always think Sonya would have smelled quite strongly of patchouli. Aaron would smell quite sexy, of wood and musk or something, after he’d washed off the sweat from his job. David would smell of something citrusy. Toadie and Shane would reek of Lynx Africa

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I reckon Sheila would smell like Avon perfume... like back in the 90's the stuff your granny would buy you (nope? Just mine then? 😆)

Susan would smell of some perfume high-end.

Elly would smell of desperation

Elly would smell of Femfresh and Chardonnay.

Therese looks like she’d smell of some very strong 80s perfume that you would smell at Lassiters reception desk even though she’s been up in the penthouse for 9 hours.

Imogen should smell of Well water.

Femfresh and Chardonnay