Neighbours Spoilers - married, dead, pregnant, cheating. Who's who and anyone new?

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I've decided, for no particular reason, that when Mark finds out about Chloe and Shergar he has a revenge shag with Piper.

I did wonder why Piper has been Miss Annoying recently when it comes to Elly and Chloe. She dobbed on them to Mark yesterday and was pretty spiteful when she pointed out that Chloe knows everything about Elly when they were doing the quiz about her celebrity crush. Is Piper the new Sheila?

Mark is running out of women to propose to. Are Susan, Amy, Bea, Piper, Sheila, Dipi, Yashvi the only adult females that he hasn't dated? (I'm assuming Mel is lesbian and not bi) Bea , Susan and Sheila seem happy and the Rebecchi women need to focus on the Sonya storyline so that leaves Amy and Piper as the only available women. Leo dating Piper when he finds out about Paul sounds very plausible and I can't see Mark and Amy as a good couple either.

I am trying to sleep but totally obsessed. Thanks for reading this rant

I think Mark needs to be single for a ehile, work out what he really wants. Do he and Elly def split then?

sleeping I don’t think the split is permanent. As far as I know the wedding happens but then Mark finds out about Elly and Chloe. I think they split for a while but get back together, not 100% sure of that though. Elly has filmed a few cosy looking scenes with Leo lately, but I think it’s just a mutual shoulder to cry on type thing.

Is it true Rebecca is coming back?

I thought Leo is to get with Imogen when she comes back?
I've read that Rebecca is coming back.
I'm glad they're bringing old faces back.
Lucas is back in the next few days too

Argh! I thought I’d lost you all. You’d stopped showing in my watching and “I’m on” tabs

Maybe Leo's new love interest is Rebecca!!

Is it blonde Beverly coming back or brunette? I remember not only did they look different but they also had totally different personalities.

It's difficult seeing the "real story" feel of Sonya's story interposed with more planet crazy Neighbours with the likes of Therese recovering from being shot in the Great Harold's Coffee Shop Siege, Christmas bauble Jim and not dead Mannix etc etc.

Was there more than one Beverly?

Yes:-

I think Mel might get hold of that card and give it to Mark when she and Chloe inevitably break up right before the wedding...

Why on earth did Chloe keep the bloody card ,surely if she didn't want anyone to read it she would have disposed of it and not in the dustbin where obviously being Neighbours someone else would find it .Have Australians never heard od shredding or burning unwanted paperwork . Mel definitely has the KK jutting jaw ,clenched teeth thing going on . I wish her and Chloe would get together and ride off into the sunset together (or down the well) because they are both starting to get on my wick . Are the scriptwriter working their way through the book of minorities , isn't it about time we had a black family in it ,or a disabled character ( five minute deafness or Susan's intermittent MS or Chloe's part time Huntingdons doesn't count )

You are forgetting Bridget and Liam Hemsworth (can’t remember character name).

Australia has a really small black population. It took them long enough to have an aboriginal character. We haven’t had any Italian decedents for a while. That’s more odd.

Sebastiana? Lucas has a daughter called Sebestiana?!

Not a great spoiler but Jess Glynne on set today... please don’t duet with Bea... please don’t duet with Bea!!!

middle I’m afraid she does duet with Bea from what I hear. Karl is involved too, hopefully he doesn’t sing, maybe just in a comical “Do you want to hear “Free as a River?” type scene, like when he and Susan met whatever singer it was who he gave medical advice to. Mind’s gone blank!
Re Mel, she is due to set fire to the garage as she thinks Lucas is taking too long to sell
it to her. I’d say she’ll be toast (pun intended!) pretty soon after that, which will be about 3 weeks before the wedding I think.

Paula Abdul, that’s who it was!

Oh FFS! Jess Glynne’s voice is like nails down a blackboard for me. If she duets with Bea one of two things will happen. Either my ears will jump off and run away of their own accord or I’ll decide that Bea isn’t that after all. Neither is good.

This guy is coming in next week, something to do with the garage apparently.

@Lovewineandchocs ooh new manager?
Ffs noticed he's a singer/song writer does this mean he's gonna have music sessions with Bea?
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt though...

Singer/songwriter did you say? With any luck, he and Bea will form a duet (Australian Dollar?) and bugger off on tour toot sweet.

Good Lord. If he’s going to be Bea’s boss and they’ll be screeching at each other and strumming guitars all the time Grease Monkeys is going to have to take out a cease and desist order against them. No doubt Piper will already have obtained sufficient legal knowledge by being the receptionist at Toady’s office to draft one. Or Imogen will return with half a US law degree and immediately be able to practice law in Oz to take the strain off Toady whilst he grieves.

starburst not sure, as the character’s name is Heath and the new manager is supposed to be called Harry. But maybe they changed the name, or maybe he’s a customer. He’s supposed to be involved in the storyline with Mel setting the garage on fire. Sick of his and Bea’s attempts at duets, maybe?