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It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

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Halsall · 28/11/2018 20:28

Let battle commence.

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lettingthedaysgoby · 04/12/2018 20:37

Not many duffers here....

Shirleyphallus · 04/12/2018 20:37

You’d be wrong @Pencilmuseum, I learnt to tap dance in one around 1993 and went on to quite heady heights staring in local pantomime and featured in the paper which my mum still has framed and on the wall

You may bask in my fabulousness

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/12/2018 20:37

I've had a quick PlasticRobotButlerSerialKillerChucky google and can't find much except that he is only 29.

29!

How did I miss that!?

ChanklyBore · 04/12/2018 20:38

Chef of the day? Creator of wotsits and burner of bullocks?

Who is he shagging?

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Halsall · 04/12/2018 20:39

WTAF were those maggots crawling over the ball of rice or whatever it was on Ken Doll's plate? Like something out of a culinary nightmare

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PaulHollywoodsSexGut · 04/12/2018 20:39

Fangirling for William over here in SexGut Towers

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/12/2018 20:39

Shirely

Keep young and beautiful . . .

It's your duty to be beautiful . . . .

Pencilmuseum · 04/12/2018 20:40

Shirley - may be you could do some kind of double act with Chucky in his ventriloquist outfit

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Halsall · 04/12/2018 20:40

Chucky is ONLY 29??????

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GrouchyKiwi · 04/12/2018 20:40

I want Michelle and Luke to stay so they'd better cook delicious food this time.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/12/2018 20:41

No-one cuddled Chucky

whatashower · 04/12/2018 20:41

Ah. Dean aka chucky aka AI Robot aka Botoxman

IS ONLY 29

I thought he was 40 plus 'rejuvenated ' tbh

Shirleyphallus · 04/12/2018 20:41

I don’t mean to brag but I fucking called this EXACT result at the very start

The ones from the start just weren’t as good as the ones last week

Shirleyphallus · 04/12/2018 20:42

Shirley - may be you could do some kind of double act with Chucky in his ventriloquist outfit

Can’t I be santa’s little helper to Gregg’s Mr Claus?

Wolfcub · 04/12/2018 20:43

Schaden don’t weaken

Did anyone spot the claw?

whatashower · 04/12/2018 20:43

OFFS 😀schaden our brains are as one. But I am slower.

Pencilmuseum · 04/12/2018 20:43

cram brulee Monica?

mumto2babyboys · 04/12/2018 20:43

Dean's ai software is 10seconds behind the humans reactions

fourquenelles · 04/12/2018 20:44

Sea bream truck has arrived this week.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/12/2018 20:44

Halsall

It said so on the inter web, so it must be true.

You can't believe it

Shirely if you and Chucky do decide to do a double act - ("Tap-Dancing Shirl and her Octopus Porn Puppet Cook" - I can see the posters now) I'd like tickets for the back row please, so I can get out if I feel sick.

Shirleyphallus · 04/12/2018 20:44

Schady that sounds beautiful, we can have a masterchef singing/ tapping off-shoot

We can craft our tap shoes from bollock leather

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/12/2018 20:45

Greggg must have bought a trawler, four.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 04/12/2018 20:46

So far all of this looks like dog vomit

Pencilmuseum · 04/12/2018 20:46

Shirley and schaden laughed so much I couldn't post then

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Halsall · 04/12/2018 20:47

oh god, more bloody (literally) pigeon Angry

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