It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Let battle commence.

Hmm I think I'll skip Larry's offering thank you

Here's the Weasley

Deffo a Weasley here.

Percy Weazley

Dear chefs, stop setting veg on fire. Blackened is burned and you know it.

I swear Oli wasn’t this northern last week....

Good lad you should be scared of Monica

Wonder if Ollie finds any feral cod when he's foraging in the hedgerows?

Oh - feral bream - fairynuff!

What IS it that's so creepy about axe murderers face? I've been trying to put my finger on it and Im thinking it's the eyebrows combined with bloodless lips?

nimble with those tweezers isn't he?

He’s very shiny.

Plus

Weaslier
JollyOllie
Shell

Thanks so much Gregg for explaining that 30 minutes is half an hour....

Blackened is burned and you know it

Not in this house. If it's accidentally burned blackened on one side, it's "caramelised"; both sides, it's "Cajun".

Got me out of a lot of trouble, that has.

bastard Gregg is wearing out his time telling skills already

God, all these people we thought had been consigned to the distant past......the opening rounds seem to go on forever

Oh ey ooop, here's Wonder Boy....

Hi all. A bit late as I was finishing reading a book to DD1.

I've forgotten so many of these chefs. How many are booted tonight?

Fark me ken is going to win, isn’t he?

What the actual fuck is that charred bollock of Ken Doll’s bench?!

name check quenelle

Ah deep fried potato testicles for the win

Pomme Dauphin sounds like something I want to eat. Right now.

KPM has screwed up!

Two to go

Early prediction, Headscarf woman and Lawrence to go

I've been trying to put my finger on it and Im thinking it's the eyebrows combined with bloodless lips?

His eyeballs are like boiled sweets.

He’s very shiny.

He IS very shiney. In fact - he's VERY shiney. In fact, I would go so far as to say he is very SHINEY! . . .