It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Let battle commence.

Eeeeew Schaden

Must say that pigeon looked rank with the hay.

Eeeeeew, indeed!

I wonder what he was dreaming about Schaden.

Thank you for confirming my decision not to get a boy dog, Schaden.

I want Ollie to do well. Do well, Ollie.

He's channeling Marcus schaden
(Runs and hides)

I'd believe it Schaden I had a complete dog once that I caught giving himself oral relief (a BJ) in the middle of my front room. Fortunately my 3 have had their knackers off.

I dread to think - he'll hump anything given the chance.

Oh behave Schaden. We're virtually eating here.

again I ask why do people have pets?

I like Amol, I've decided. Tracy and Amol are the best critics.

I think his McVities will be coming off - I didn't want him relieved of his manhood too soon because he's lanky to start with and he'll just get too leggy.

Sounds like poor Ollie is out - what a shame - I like him.

that pudding looked like a scout tent

Come on Dave!

Why do people eat fish skin? It's horrible!

Me too Grouchy. Ewwww.
Salt and vinegar mash -no.

Quite like Dave.

Mash like Mr Whippy.

Pencil Because they're lovely and loving and make less mess than my toddlers.

Poor Dave looks frantic with worry

I don't like the sound of that mash either.

I'm not sure that Dave's nerves will make it to the final. I want to sit him down with a cuppa and tell him to relax.

bet the noise is deafening eating off that rustic plate

They are lovely Grouchy

None of us is perfect - they don't do anything people don't - they're just less inhibited.

I think fondant will go wrong. I really do.

Ooooh dear.