It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Let battle commence.

Deffo Marcus' secret baby

Look at all the shite on that plate and he gets praised to the skies.

Halsall - spot on re hair style. KPG's plate looked a bit busy.

"Nice" damns with faint praise. Especially from Mon.
I'd bathe in that parfait.

That was bizarre judging.

KPM's plate looked bloody awful

Eggy bread . . .

Strong round. soooooo much better than last week. Any bets? newcastle man and simon to go?

Yes, Max and Simon to go.

That cured egg-yolk looks sinister

Yes, Max to go because he's a chef-co-patron (CURSE)

Yep - shower's called it.

Matthew on his day off

Curse of the Claw strikes again

Which ones kpm?

Aaaw, Simon was so gracious.

Not just better "on the day" Max.

Bring me Jay. I reckon his Mrs is a Mumsnetter based purely on the fact that she looks like one!

Matthew Fuckery - he looks like one of those be-jumpered models off an old knitting pattern

This bunch is much harder to nickname than usual.

It's distressing me . . .

My Dad works as a meat inspector. Because of him, there's no way I could ever eat sweetbreads.

Finger limes look obscene.

Me too schaden apart from kpm.
The nicknames are part of the joy!

It looks like sweat will be a main ingredient in most of these dishes tonight

Hot and sassy Fourq?
Ugh courgette and sweet breads.

Is he burning the poor bird's nest?

schaden did you miss the knitting pattern guy or man for Matthew yesterday? delirious

halsall He might be a cursed co-patron but at least he has a job unlike Sitwell, who fell prey to the different curse of 'Think It But Dont Ever Write It" 😀