It's Ken Doll vs Chucky. Masterchef The Professionals Thread 4

[Halsall]

Let battle commence.

Thanks Halsall

Thanks Halsall - I've jumped ship!

Thank you Halsall

Greggggggg is failing on the on task he is paid to do - get the time right!

Suddenly realised we were running out of room

Thank you.

I hope the next one is less sneezy smug.

Tara for new thread.

Yes! Foetal mash

Oh not not an exec chef dooomed I tell you

He looks very confident - That's what private cheery does for you.

Nice work halsall

Ugh sneery not sneezy. And Taa.

Is he hacking the chicken with a penknife?

I love it when your kids get older

DD (12) making me a cup of tea [happy sigh]

*cheffery, not cheery, autocorrect you bastard

Stop patronising him Gregggg you buffoon

What the hell ha he done to that mash

Shut you effing mouth Greggg

28? Tough paper round.

NO CREAM?

Thanks Halsall

Potato purée is gross

Wow Mon! Pull no punches

That's him collecting his P45

Oh dear, he is mortified

I also don't put cream in mash. Just lots and lots and lots of butter.

"Gross" is not the kind of feedback you want from Monica.

Serves him right.

he has a beard (good), but it's a stupid one (bad)

it's hard to forgive a stupid beard.

I hope wumman does well in signature

Butter is just mature cream