X FACTOR- It's the SEMI FINAL- It's ABBA night! Will the 'Winner take it all' or will we be sending out and 'S.O.S' ? ****Sat/Sun 8pm****

[Raahh]

As well as the Abba songs, each act is singing a 'Song that will get them to the final' a.k.a tenuous reason to just sing anything.

And I think Robbie is back. Have we missed him?

Girls
Scarlett Lee
This Is Me by Kesha
Winner Takes It All by ABBA

Groups
Acacia & Aaliyah
Blinded By Your Grace / I Win by Stormzy / Lethal Bizzle
Money, Money, Money by ABBA

Overs
Danny Tetley
This Is My Life by Shirley Bassey
Thank You For The Music by ABBA

Boys
Anthony Russell
Livin' On A Prayer by Bon Jovi
Name Of The Game by ABBA

Brendan Murray
Run by Snow Patrol
I Have A Dream by ABBA

Dalton Harris
Feeling Good by Muse
S.O.S. by ABBA

A mixed bag- I think Dalton will have a good stab at 'Feeling Good' (not really sure why it is attributed to Muse, the arrangement is very similar to the original on their version).
Simon might be sulking, but 'Winner Takes it all' could be a, erm, winner
I can't stand TTT or Bon Jovi, so that's a no, and Brenda is going end up sounding like the Westlife version of 'I had a Dream'. Only as if a breathless little girl was singing it. (I hope he gets a stool for the key change ).

I need lots of snacks.

To be fair the ' mixers' did wear a lot of clothes the other week! They got the email.

I believe so Fairy

Is meeting knobbie a prize or a punishment for some indisclosed crime?

Empowering! Yes, of course! Why didn't I think of that?!! 🤦🤷

At least Scarlett keeps her clothes on 😉

80's they made up for it by being naked in their new music video's

Sweden's Got Talent. She beat the talking herring and the guy who sets fire to his own helmet.

It's Elton : looking back at his more ' creative' years!

They should make prisoners meet Robbie. I bet none of them would re-offend again.

It reminds me actually- after that terrible performance by Cheryl last week, I was moved to check her chart placing this week (she said if this album flops, she will quit music for bit).

Her single had climbed a bit, but was still only at 47.

I love how they got a child actor with hair the same as Elton’s...

...transplant.

47? Ouch! Might as well not have bothered.

Autumn

Piers Morgan blew at gasket at their latest stunt the other day! He is funny. ( I know people hate him on here)
They were copying the Dixie chicks apparently. All been done before!

dillite with a bit of luck, she will now realise singing is not her thing.

We realised it 16 years ago.

she said if this album flops, she will quit music for bit

It’s her own fault for making promises then.

Oh look, it's Emily Rideajetski doing what she does best- gets naked

Cheryl should stick to weddings, it’s what she does best

Poor 'Cheryl'
Oh well , nothing lasts for ever eh? She should know this.

Nancy ouch! Now that's just brutal

What's the betting TTT is through?

Eric I know, daft woman. She was asking for it, really.

It's also a crap single. So if the rest of the album is as bad...

Louis looks happy. I bet his are safe.

Those shiny trousers only make me want to do one thing- look for the bulge.

That Emily Rid e whatsername - does she actually know how to put clothes on? I’m not sure she owns any clothes at all

Noisy I bet he will be.