DD2 just watched WILTY on catch-up and immediately fashioned okabongs. I sloped off for a bath just as the dog disappeared under the sofa with DHs okabong . . . Not sure we have a bible for the endgame - would Jacqueline Wilson do, do you think?
I'm a bit vague on the 'rules' and have outlawed uncle simons customisation - the rest is up for grabs 