Tonight we put our worst shoes forward on THE APPRENTICE

[dillite]

I look forward to seeing shoes that even TkMaxx wouldn't sell as they are too ugly

Hoping for multiple firings this week

Hello

I’m having issues posting but I am here.

What's with the neon lights? It looks like he's in a brothel

Hahadillite - are you in the Gallery of Horrors FB group?

He wishes

Ah, Kurran as PM. That'll be good.

YoureAll I am indeed! And they do have some genuine horrors there.

I still think there’s absolutely no way they all get ready in 20 minutes - don’t know why they bother with the pretence

So Kurran is fired tonight then

Oh fuck off Kurran. Scaredy twat

They get ready in 20 minutes, but then the tv crew do make up etc for the next 3 hours. That's probably why they have to start at stupid o'clock.

smiling you never know, they might be all those mumsnetters who claim to go from bed to the door in 20 minutes and manage to drink coffee, shower, dry hair, moisturise, get dressed and maybe even solve a rubik's cube

dillite 🦀🛎

Looking at Jackie’s shoes, they are definitely losing

Kurran weaseled out of being a PM! That's just shameless.

The cheeky fucker! He weasels out and then slags Jackie off

Is anyone actually surprised he backed out though?

Haha. Until I joined that group I did not need a crab bell in my life. But now I do!

smiling nope. I hope Suralan shreds him to pieces for it.

Oh god this is going to be amazing, I can feel it ...

Kurran is just a bit of an asshole to be honest.

He is clearly out to prove he does something. He's spoken more in the last ten minutes than he has in weeks. He's even been moving while he was talking

What the hell is Urban Heel? Jackie is overriding everyone who disagrees with her. I would not want to work with her.

Kurran makes my skin crawl

Jackie is so overpowering. She's terrifying. She'd be a fabulous dominatrix.