Celebs Go Dating

[SpanishFly]

I cannot wait for this - one of my favourite things on TV!
Really hoping that Rob Beckett still does the voiceover; and interested to see how they deal with Nadia starting the series then being sacked...

Alik was really creepy. That poor girl. Also I don't understand why they are giving them such high scores even when the date was crap! Happy for Mutya. She seems like a real sweetheart and poor Eyal. That girl was too young and he really did try!!

Agree Beaut Eyal was very patient dealing with that intellectual wasteland , but maybe she was just very nervous and young. Happy for Mutya too.

They give them such high scores cause they want to get with a celeb, any celeb, most of them I think.

Rob Beckett is so funny.

@Lady I think Mutya may end up alone. I love her. But I don't think the guys are going to like her for any sincere reasons. So the high scores mean second date?

This is the first series I’ve watched of this- love it!
Rob Beckett is brilliant

I love Olivia and Chloe and would love to see them find someone but am doubtful!

Vas seems out of his depth on dates like he doesn’t know what to do. Also him having to show off he’s friends with Rita Ora

I'm jumping in if you don't mind ladies/gents (I'm not even sure we can use those terms anymore)
I absolutely despise Vas. The whole I only hang around with beautiful people so we can be quite intimidating speech he gave was just typical of how deluded he is. People don't approach you because you're an arrogant dick head mate.
Alik seems really nervous and is over compensating by being loud. Makes me feel a bit sad for him.
I'm really routing for Mutya. I think she's a talented singer and it was pretty shitty what happened at the mixer.
I like Chloe but she seems very on edge and aggressive almost. Perhaps she's just defensive because she's been hurt in the past.
I like Olivia but I don't think she's that bothered about meeting someone. She looks like she's out to have fun and party - nothing wrong with that.
I'm shocked that Nadia had been sacked! I'd read about the cheating so knew that's why Eden was no longer on the show. It's a shame she's gone. I liked her and her circumflex eyebrows

I honestly had to fast forward through Vas' date. I can't handle him.

Alik! I was dying. Who says, can I kiss you on the mouth or lips??? Whatever he said. Super awks.

Also Olivia and her fake tan stain on the couch!!! I don't know what her deal is. She didn't seem very interested in her date. I think Chloe is afraid of being hurt so she's putting up a wall. Especially after her comment about being hurt by Libras before.

@Blue circumflex eyebrows!! I'm dying.

Vas’ date was fucking annoying though that amount of talking would do my head in!

Hi folks, I've been away for a few days and have finally caught up today - the people they have lined up as their dates need more help than the celebrities- they don't know how to speak to people at all. Olivia's date telling her she was old was an utter tosser 😖

Olivia gave as good as she got though calling him chunky

Eyal and his 'she's further along the spiritual path than me so don't think that we'd be a good match' spiel. And they rightly said 'so, you just don't fancy her?'. He strikes as someone who wants to feel the power of showing someone the path to enlightenment, but he doesn't want to learn from others himself. Oh, and they have to look like a classic Love Island contestant.

They need to find him a model-esque, pseudo hippy yoga teacher, who gives him just the right amount of deference.

And Chloe (have a real soft spot for her), found it interesting how when she joined TOWIE what, five+ years ago, she stood out as having had a lot of work done. And in the intervening years, with cosmetic work becoming the norm, her enhancements now seems fairly normal and don't stand out much compared to others.

Hope she finds love. Not sure she will though, unless the new dating guru becomes suddenly single 

Yeah totally Jane. Olivia can def handle herself. But he wasn't exactly a great person to match her with.
Rob Beckett is on great form this series, proper laugh out loud

My people!!!! I’m slightly behind so will be back when I’ve caught up fully. Love this show, rob Beckett makes me laugh out loud the whole way through!

I’ve been crying laughing at his commentary!!

heartshapedpostitnotes completely agree with you about Eyal wanting someone spiritual but not TOO spiritual. I think he actually has no clue about being spiritual it’s like he’s had loads of being tell him he’s really hippy/ vibey etc and has taken that role on but doesn’t know anything about actually practicising it I.e when his date was saying she prays to [a god] can’t remember the name 100 x a day and he freaked out.
Basically he’s a fake spiritualist is what I’m trying to say

I loved "As my old nan used to say, "Thank fuck for that!" 🤣🤣

The ONLY thing that’s a bit cringe is when the celebs sit and talk to the camera about their dates and the way they talk is like they’re reading it from a script? V rehearsed sounding.

I think it was last series when someone ordered a Sex on the Beach and Rob Beckett commented that he's usually happy with a handjob in the park 😂 He really tickles me.

I bet this geezer knows his way around a Games Workshop 😂😂😂. Can't beat RB's narration.

I love him!

Even just his ‘what the actual fuck?’ Comments and ‘Sam what the fuck was that accent?’

Did anyone else think that Tom was making Eyal a bit hot under the collar?!

I think Olivia is absolutely revolting. Her mouth is vile.

Catching up catching up -

Mutya seemed to have chemistry with the last one.

Looks like Liv went for a nice boy instead of a fuck boy this time which is nice.
Wish she didn’t feel the need for the extra lippage - she really doesn’t need it -I hope that trend doesn’t catch on to the menz too, like ripped jeans and Botox, can you imagine a man going in for the kiss with puffer-fish lips , it’s enough to make you asexual.

On the previous one I think Sam’s date liked Eyal, and Eyal’s date was pretty much ignored - poor girl.

desperatehousewife21 I respond Sam's Irish accent about 20 times and was literally crying laughing. It was so bizarre - did he even realise he did it? 😂😂
Jeez I'm chuckling again 🙈🤣