Big Bro without celebs - doubt we'll notice the difference

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

We haven't had time to pack away the Magnums since CBB, so sweep the crisp crumbs off the Oak Furnitureland coffee table and crack open the Pussy Pop... we're in for a bumpy ride!

I think Dad is a used car dealer

What a gurner

Parents are def to blame

SO his mum hasn't bothered to come over for 3 years but when he's going to be on telly there she is with her crop top and botox.

Nice open mouth chewing.

Disclaimer: my Dh is a used car salesman, they are a certain type

They’d not look out of place ina Danny dyer film

Hmm I take that back. There's something about his mouth.

Hasn't seen his Dm for 3 years

Close then

The parents would have made a much much better series. Another channel would have snapped up BB after 8 weeks of those lot.

God yes it's mother of candle. Or maybe it is candle? Explains everything.

Awwww Akeem's mum and dad are normal too

Son of Candle. Just in time for Halloween!

I thought akeems dad was Phil Taylor at first glance

It's always good to have one solid gold idiot on the show. The self delusion is fascinating and the drama is fab.

How come Candle Donatella hasn't seen him for three years ? If she's such a successful model surely she can afford one flight in three years. I should imagine Tony's been too busy running his extortion racket in the East End to see his son.

Bots looks great .

Lisa Appleton

BOTS! Look at the audience!!

Love John Tickle!

Wish he'd put that orange tummy away

That's Jon Tickle!

I wonder how they got those padded covers on the Diary room seat..

I never trust those with Close together eyes....

Lewis is like something out of a Harry Enfield sketch.

I'm trying to guess who will walk/get kicked out and won't turn up on final night.

Lol at Tomasz