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Big Bro without celebs - doubt we'll notice the difference

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 12/09/2018 18:56

We haven't had time to pack away the Magnums since CBB, so sweep the crisp crumbs off the Oak Furnitureland coffee table and crack open the Pussy Pop... we're in for a bumpy ride!

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SneakyGremlins · 14/09/2018 22:14

What did Isaac say he's miss?

darksideofthemooncup · 14/09/2018 22:14

Brooke things she is the coolest thing to walk the earth. Knob

StilaOnTheWrongPlane · 14/09/2018 22:14

I'm predicting quite a bit of cliff in the next few weeks

BlueThursday · 14/09/2018 22:14

He said he’d most miss wanking in the house

darksideofthemooncup · 14/09/2018 22:14

Thinks

nicenewdusters · 14/09/2018 22:14

Wanking !!

Jellykat · 14/09/2018 22:14

Wanking, Sneaky

nicenewdusters · 14/09/2018 22:18

How long before Brooke tells the house her parents live in a teepee in the woods?

If she's a "proper" Buddhist she'll be a vegan or a very strict vegetarian. Probably see her gnawing on a raw lamb chop in the laundry room.

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 14/09/2018 22:19

pink casino Hmm
fairy with lift action Hmm
elvive extradordinary oil Hmm
sky Hmm Hmm
some festival own shite Hmm
samsung watch Hmm
people wandering about with torches and then horses Hmm
hot people and trains Hmm

OAK FURNITURELAND SALE!!!! Grin

I'm really not feeling it tonight, Sorry.

nicenewdusters · 14/09/2018 22:19

Brooke will probably try and do a guided meditation in the house. Lewis will lose control and throw himself in the pool.

SmellMyBeads · 14/09/2018 22:19

To PP, could her child have a father? Which would mean her parents could in fact attend as they aren't the only ones to babysit.

I personally couldn't leave my son unless I was absolutely guaranteed to make a decent amount of money that would be beneficial to him.

nicenewdusters · 14/09/2018 22:20

He looks more like somebody off Bake Off.

1wokeuplikethis · 14/09/2018 22:21

Man-kle!!!!! 🤣🤣

I'm a bit behind. God Isaac is bloody scrumptious. But he knows it so instantly goes to a 2 out of 10 for me. Soz pal.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 14/09/2018 22:21

En! Flowers

Although you did make my heart leap at the OFL sale joke...

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 14/09/2018 22:22

Seems nice apart from the sock aversion

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nicenewdusters · 14/09/2018 22:22

Oh god a cushion cover has escaped and turned itself into a shirt.

ManicPixieDream · 14/09/2018 22:22

Akeem seems fairly normal. Awful shirt but at least he's wearing socks

AnneEyhtMeyer · 14/09/2018 22:22

Oh he has almost proper-length trousers on!

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 14/09/2018 22:23

Is he wearing socks?

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BlueThursday · 14/09/2018 22:24

This isn’t the craziest bunch ever so we might be in for some non violent entertainment

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 14/09/2018 22:24

Sorry Anne if I built up your hopes only to dash them in one sentence Blush I'm sure it's only a matter of time. This must have been a two hour window when they zoned out.

nicenewdusters · 14/09/2018 22:24

She'll get on with Brooke.

RubyJack · 14/09/2018 22:24

Oh dear

nicenewdusters · 14/09/2018 22:24

And she's vegan !!!!

ManicPixieDream · 14/09/2018 22:24

Lots of competitive woo will be going on here

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