Celeb BB Thread 9 - Think we'll pass on the papaya

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Who knew something would be less appetising than cream crackers and day-old gravy with a side order of back hair?

Dione

Genuinely trying with Hardeep??? Only if she is communicating via her gift!

I said hello back at the start, but haven't seen anything on the show to comment on so far

My letter would be

Dear X

I've been told you're away. Who knew? Hope you're having a nice time.

Love from Us

Shouty man is in fine form this eve !

The crowd seem to be much more in favour of Sally than Hardeep.

God I hope her n her cackle go tonight

A letter from my mum would list everyone's health status and the people who had died since I entered the house.

Gabby is taking over from sally me thinks! She is on Hardeep about everything!

Dione

Oh god I forgot the death/health list of course and some passive aggressive when can I see you comments!

Watching quietly:)

Words I never cared to hear

"Do you want some tissue Hardeep?"

#lettersfromhome

I blame Sally for the the letters going on so long. It could have been over and done with days ago.

Just in. Hoping I've missed nowt.

Letter time you say. This will be for me then.

I have no idea how you've managed to stay alive in that ruddy house.

Between your risk of choking to death with a fur hairdeep ball, getting pulled to the depths of the germcuzzi by rogue factions of fluids, getting hoofed in the flower with summat sharp, having the other side coming over to scare you, being bored to death by a sulky born again teen and not forgetting getting punched black and blue as if by magic, tis a miracle to be sure. It is just as well you don't eat chicken.

Any road, The grass needs cutting, there isn't a clean dish in the house to be had and the washing hamper is growing something that seems to have limbs.

Get yourself evicted shel there's a love. And don't forget to take your fee home. Cheers.

I do like Ryan but during this task with gabby he looks like he is on something and overacting manically

Who knew you could get off your tits on calpol nologic ?

It's offical letters from home are over! Everyone can come out of hiding!

Hasn't he been like that most of the time Logic?

Am hiding in shame Sheldon as I totally read 'getting foofed in the shower'

Where is my mind at? I blame the papyas

Each hope the wedding's lovely tomorrow

Hello I'm here. Just hurry up and tell us who is being evicted. Bloody boring so far (the show, not you lot)

Sod off Sally. Christ on a bike, the phone lines are still open.

I thought it was ending at ten tonight. Never mind. Sigh.

en

Bless you darling. I reckon your eyes are a wee bit squint because you got a specially fermented papaya...

I think your version sounds slightly more appealing.

Hardeep's gone a bit Hagrid in the dining room.

Nice to see him gussied up on the sofa.

Loving him speaking just now.

Late to the Papaya

I mean party

Diary diary diary. Not dining. blames papayas as well