Celeb BB Thread 6 - Don't let the door bang your bum on the way out Toxy!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

You may need a trip to A&E.

What more reason do you need NOT to watch x factor

Ok Sole, you’ve convinced me I’ll watch it, but it is dire. That’s his wife right?

Ah 10 o'clock, they know we like 9pm and a brief interlude to discuss before BOTS.

I'm going to be hungry by then. I had a wanky quiche earlier but couldn't finish it. I miss nice quiches.

I have got a four pack of topic in the freezer but nothing good. I'd arm wrestle a chugger for a C+Onion pasty.

Have just switched over to take a look. Who are the two judges who aren't Simon and Robbie?

I have no idea who the other judges are ! I agree Stila and

I agree Stila he is a smug twat

'I had a wanky quiche earlier but couldn't finish it. I miss nice quiches.'

omg Delurking look at those lips ha...

Queef what is a chugger?

If it was me I’d leave the suitcase in the mini bus. But I would send someone else to buy my water if I were that traumatised.

The woman is his wife Ayda. SHe is also a smug twat. She said she grafted to become RW’s wife so is therefore qualified to be a judge.

Why have they got rid of the judges and replaced them with Robbie and the Unknowns?

LOL at wanky quiche.. even M&S have wanky quiches

The young boy was in one direction. Not harry or Zayn, that’s all I know.

His wife? Well that's a professional acting role I suppose.

Who is the other one?

You know those charity collectors that Chase you to sign up to a direct debit Sole?
They hang around shopping precincts with a clipboard harassing folk.

So rehearsels are in front of audience this year.

So not one of the famous ones from One Direction then.

X Factor has jumped the shark

Ooh them Delurkers you really love pasties ha

OMG Robbie and Simon are behaving like Americans. This is not what we want.

It was a fucking pretentious pastry....

Caramelized red onion, balsamic salt, maple smoked back bacon and crumbly Cheshire cheese Hand made tartlette.

Cheese and ham quiche. That's all they had to say.

For a moment I thought you’d been stalking me Sole as I do like pasties but it’s Queef who would arm wrestle a chugger for one. I’m far too lazy. I have wagon wheels for snacks even though I hate them. Was easilyinfluenced to get some because they made them on bake off.

Really, now. What precisely to Americans behave like ?

Now I see what you mean by wanky quiche TheQueef . What's balsamic salt, salt with balsamic vinegar on ? Why not just put the balsamic vinegar in the quiche ?

I sent DS to coop to get some and he got the ones without jam

Aren't Wagon Wheels made of cardboard and cotton wool ?