Emmerdale, still rolling through the dales...no spoilers please

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Moses is still the cutest person in the show

Will Pete and Rhona go the distance

Will Victoria and Matty couple up

Will Rodney last another thread

Oh no Southeastdweller, David doesn't deserve Tracy back. He's such a knob. I hope they don't get back together.

And yes Ellenanora, why has Jimmy forgotten Scarlett? You'd think he'd be really making an effort with keeping in touch seeing as she's his only family. Oh and Carl's 2 kids, Jimmy's nephew and niece.

Like when Matt Le Blanc broke his arm so Friends had to quickly write in the bit about Joey jumping on his bed.

What episode was this?? I can’t remember it!

David doesn't deserve Tracy back. He's such a knob. I hope they don't get back together.

Me too. He’s like a flipping ping pong ball going back and forth between the same few women all the time. Go into Leeds for a night, David and meet new people.

Yes! These soaps can feel slightly incestuous at times. Especially Emmerdale because it's such a small village.

Practically everyone has slept with everyone else, at least once over the years. Sexual orientation seems to fluctuate on a day-to-day basis too.

There's nothing wrong with any of that at all, but I just wonder how realistic it is.

Would any residents of tiny villages please tell us what it's really like?

Poise, something to do with Monica making jam? Maybe to get over Richard?

She had a jam plan!

Oh I do remember the jam plan! Can’t recall joey’s broken arm at all. I’ll have to go in Netflix and find the epsiode.

He broke his arm filmingbthe episode before (the 1 where no one is ready). The bit where him and chandler are fighting over the chair (he races to get in it, and hurt himself in real life). So they wrote the start of the next episode that he fell off the bed.

I need to get out more.

thanks zeppo

The Jacob and Maya story is the creepiest soap story I've seen in a long time, partly because of how realistic it (sadly) is.

Is Jacob 14? So creepy!

who is nicolas mum as she ever been in the show and i wish rodney would take that bloody boot necklace off he looks like porn star

He’s 15.

You could nearly smell Mayas jealousy when Jacob was taking about Liv and as for the evil look she gave her when she said about hitch hiking, well, if looks could kill Aaron would be organising a funeral right now.

Horrible story line altogether.

It is really horrible. I don’t understand why there doing it. Is there an epidemic of 40 year olds teachers falling for their 15 year old students that they’re raising awareness of?

I suspect poor Liv will be hurt in the crossfire between Jacob and Maya.

It must be very difficult for the actors to play but I suppose they prefer something challenging. Not nice to watch anyway.

I loved Robert with the kids but I wish Elliot had been more involved because he's hilarious.

Graham looked great today.

Hope the whiny one doesn't offer to e surrogate for Robert and Aaron. That would be really annoying. She's already annoying and a storyline of her becoming overly obsessed with the baby she's supposed to be carrying for her brother would be too predictable. She already almost adopted her husband's little brother.

Love the way soap characters do a complete 180 about life changing issues in the blink of an eye. Robert wasn't ready for more kids in the morning but after spending an hour with 3 noisy kids he changes his mind. He was adorable with them though. I forgot Nicola had so many.

Leila was absolutely horrified with Clive's criminal plans but boom, he waves the carrot of her being able to buy Jacob a car with the proceeds and she's sold on the idea and happy to risk prison.

Yes, more Ellis please (just make Jessie disappear)

Agree eastie, it’s so silly that they change their minds so quickly.

And if I was Robert I'd think twice before having a child with Aaron given how controlling and obsessive he is over Seb. Can't understand why he had to drop in and see Seb just because he was going to be near Liverpool. Confusing for the child to have Aaron randomly pop by with a present and no sign of Robert.

Why does Leila need to help with the scam? He didn't need her help before - hardly screams I love you when you're asking someone to risk prison for no apparent reason.

Maya storyline is disgusting, I won't be watching those scenes.

Don't you just love it when Aaron smiles?

It happens so rarely, but when it does he lights up the whole screen.

He's a gorgeous looking lad.

I have just, two minutes ago, found a fun Robron site.

Just google 'scrapyard boyfriends' and have a look

Does Leila and her bloke really think 100K is going to get them a yacht in the Med? Running costs would be 100k a year. That amount of money wouldn't get a two up, two down terrace in most places in the UK then they have to split it with Frank

Go on Robert!

All the scenes with Rodney and Tracey have me wondering are they going to end up together, I hope not.

I knew it wouldn't be long before Robert went back to his scheming ways, its going to get very repetitive I feel and boring.