(Lighthearted... obviously)
I have some questions about CBeebies and other kids tv. They are listed below so if anyone can help me out I’d appreciate it. Can you tell I’ve had no sleep? 
1.) Is Bing a foster child of survivor from an abusive bunny family? Why is he being looked after by a sock with ears that’s a quarter of his size?
2.) why doesn’t the orange bird character appear in every episode of Raa Raa? Does he take special performance fees? What is that about?
3.) why has postman pat never faced any sort of disciplinary action or consequences for always screwing up every special delivery service in such creative and catastrophic ways?
4.) Why isn’t Norman Price in an juvenile detention facility for locking a child in a changing room and setting it on fire? And all the many other things he’s done to try to kill people?
5.) Who is looking after the tiddlytubbies while the teletubbies are out gallivanting?
6.) is Baby Jake regularly taking psychoactive substances?