This pirate treasure thing on Channel 5 isn't very exciting is it?

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Vic Reeves in orgasmic raptures about a big lump of lead being lifted out of the ocean.

Oh June Sarpong is excited too.

Oh come on...I want gold dubloons,and gems and skulls.

DH wants us to watch it together. marital bank holiday TV watching bonding.

Oh dear, At least i am allowed to MN too.

Oh she's still there .

swim cap man has gone, only to be joined by psycopathic looking guy with latex gloves on. He does have a funky carribean shirt though...maybe that is his disguise?

OH yes, sorry - he was the one with the net, not headscarf guy. Maybe they're working together?

Yes indeed...in cahoots. Glove man is the captain. Swim cap is 2nd in command.

June has no idea. She does not realise the peril she is in.

Perhaps that headscarf she's wearing is cutting off the blood supply to her brain.

Have you noticed how much vic loves using the word 'concretion' - he thinks it makes him sound erudite, I think.

If I disappear it is not because I have died with boredom (although this thread Jackie has made this programme much more bearable), it is because my computer is a pile of shite and has oh whats the word, you know stopped working.

No worries.

Just spotted headscarf man's name - Ken Kinkor. Now I know he can't help his name, but still.

Maybe he and Bob have a bet that he can't use it 30 times before the show has finished.

June's cerebral hypoxia is the least of her worries. Mad dog swim cap Ken is looking increasingly more menacing.

I have just escaped it not for long though lol! is it me or id the Man with june very laid back almost to falling to sleep mode !

Just realised, Ken's swim cap must be leather .

Hey just spotted swim cap kens beard is completely white...and yet his flowing head hair is Jet black.

JUNE! JUNE!! look beyond your increasing pretend excitement...the man you are talking to is wearing a very shoddy disguise. Leave now while you still can.

Nice tabards.

(I'd love to see June in a tabard).

Sorry - that came out wrong, kind of pervy. What I meant was that I'd love to see June having to suffer wearing something as unstylish as a tabard. Over her other clothes. Sorry.

Ye Jackie...def. leather, but turned inside out so June can't see the skull and cross bones.

Soldiersmummy....Ken is just pretending. He's taught and ready to pounce any minute now.

lol Jackie. I don't know, a leather tabard would perhaps look nicer than that floral vomit number. But not in a sexy weird way either.

Vic did look a bit like a dinner lady, didn't he?

Ken is TAUT not taught.

Is that how you spell it...oh gawd it's not Tort. Thats a kind of cake.

Yes taut - not taught, or tort (something to do with law?) or torte (cake).

Mmmm, cake .

Yes a very excited dinner lady.

Oh ffs they're never geting that canon up. Give it up guys. Get wetsuit man up and let him you know strip his top half off and chat about how exciting this has all been. Finish this rubbish with a semi clad moderately attractive man please.

That or June over swim cap kens shoulder, heading off into the sunset.

Is that a concretion in your pocket, Ken, or are you just pleased to see me?

(sorry - I think I need to get some sleep soon).

Oh no - they're both moving in for the kill now.

Canon or Cannon? One shoots lead balls, the other is a photocopier. Would PMSL if they discovered a photocopier down there.

Did you see their smiles?

Swim cap ken and the captain have surely got her now.

She's done for, I suspect. And no sight of Nick's chest.

indeed.

Well that was fabulous stuff.

Must do this again some other time Jackie....next Time Team live maybe .