How to look Good Naked

[Piffle]

Is there a thread on this already in chich case point me there or if not why NOT!

I love him but he does just brainwash them

I love him too.

Every woman needs a Gok though
I have ordered that waist thing...
looks the dogs...
WE'd all look better with fake bake, pilates for 3 mths and professional hair and make up
Last nights was good for me as am similar shape to that lass but bit taller and slimmer legs. So want that hair cut (not the colour) but am keeping hair bit longer atm as dp likes it... GRRRR

but isnt it supposed to be how to look good naked

they only really look good under clothes

has reminded me to shave legs and apply fake tan

he is a false liar

I have recently decided

did like him, but now think he is a fake

and all those women just need to scrub up tbh, wash hair or cut it and stop slumping and wearing baggy crap

shall I apply for a job as his assistant?

"oi, you, slumpy. Have a shower, change. You are free to go. NEXT!"

I look ok naked but then I've no shame
I want to look better under clothes, breastfeeding with huge tits and having had my 3rd baby 9 wks ago notwithstanding
Now I cna buy the Boden crinkly linen wrap dress with a hope of not letting my tummy loose

oh olive you're no fun
Ye the shatterer of illusions...

piffle

did I congratulate you?

what did you have

That woman looked FAB with that new hairstyle, all she needed was hair & make up change like so many women who get stuck in a rut!

Her hair though. She looked nice with the make up on and when someone had done it for her but when she turned up for the catwalk thing it looked awful - she looked like a bleached Jeannette Winterson.

oh I used to like him

have watched it for a few weeks whilst ironing

but dh said thay all look rubbish anyway, before and after

he says he is a rubbish Trinny and Suze

what wrinkle cream won?

Ohhhhhh. I missed it. Watched up to where she had to put herself in the line of 'waist size' women, and then got side tracked into doing something else. Thought she had potential - she had just let herself go (bit like moi.....)

I love Gok. He speaketh the truth. Did you know he used to be 21 stone?

I loved the green maxi dress with flowing sleeves that was used to illustrate maxi's for tall girls... does anyone know who designed it?

Enid, I know no one makes a fuss of 3rd kids
I had a boy finn, he is gorgeous of course,
see my profile for a pic

the garnier one won, but it is crap also as I've tried it...

The cosmetic dermatologist they had one said the active ingredients in those anti wrinkle creams were of such a low concengtration they just weren't going to work anyway, despite retinol etc being clinically proven to improve the skin.

I can't help but think that if you're going to spend nearly £200 on a fancy wrinkle cream you may as well get botox instead. I think I will when I hit 30, my frown lines are atrocious...

think there was a Horizon programme recently looking at wrinkle creams. One from Boots for £16 came out on top (and then immediately sold out of course... so i heard anyway!)

I love him!

Last week he said we should all not keep our special underwear for special occassions and he is sooo right. I put on my best underwear and it did the trick.

It is good for someone to be honest about women's bodies and make us feel good regardless of shape, size.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww piffle

I want a baby now

he is sooooooooooooooooo cute

Watched this for the first time last night. Im sure its a little britain spoof and he is in fact a david walliams character.
Bangers?

I don't think it matters what cream you use, drinking lots of water & protecting your skin in the sun is much more important.