I was going to critique the Party
But I thought I might use up my annual quota of swear words 
I suggest they spend the first of their 10 week holiday on the naughty step, thinking about where they are going wrong.
Also I think they need a good culling of staff.
Maybe the two staff who absolutely deserve the prize of most condescending bitch of the decade could go off on a long hike, never to be seen again.
Otherwise I'm going to need a lot more
