Eurovision 2018: Stage Invaders!

[acatcalledjohn]

New thread!

Israel - proper Eurovision

Mmmmmm

Don’t know if I can post this in its entirety

Who is Netta?

Netta Barzilai sometimes known as simply Netta is an Israeli singer and a looping artist.

She will represent Israel in the Eurovision Song Contest 2018 in Lisbon, Portugal, after winning season five of HaKokhav HaBa, an Israeli singing competition.

Her song, Toy, was released on March 11.

She impressed viewers with innovative covers of songs such as Psy’s Gangnam Style and Ke$ha’s Tik Tok built on vocal loops.

What are the lyrics to Netta's Toy?

Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la
Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la
Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la
Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la
Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la
Ree, ouch, hey, hm, la

[Verse 1]
Look at me, I'm a beautiful creature
I don't care about your "modern time preachers"
Welcome boys, too much noise, I will teach ya
(Pam pam pa hoo, turram pam pa hoo)
Hey, I think you forgot how to play
My teddy bear's running away
The Barbie got something to say, hey, hey, hey
Hey! My "Simon says" leave me alone
I'm taking my Pikachu home
You're stupid just like your smartphone

[Pre-Chorus]
Wonder Woman don't you ever forget
You're divine and he's about to regret
He's a bucka-mhm-buckbuckbuck-mhm boy
Bucka-mhm-buckbuckbuck
I'm not your bucka-mhm-buck-mhm-buck-mhm

[Chorus]
I'm not your toy (Not your toy)
You stupid boy (Stupid boy)
I'll take you down now, I'll make you watch me
Dancing with my dolls on the motha-bucka beat
Not your toy (Cululoo, cululoo)
(Cululoo, cululoo)

[Verse 2]
A-a-a-Ani lo buba
Don't you go and play with me, boy
A-a-a-Ani lo buba
Don't you go and play, shake!
(Cululoo, cululoo) Wedding bells ringing
(Cululoo, cululoo) Money men bling-bling
I don’t care about your stefa, baby
(Pam pam pa hoo, turram pam pa hoo)

[Pre-Chorus]
Wonder Woman don't you ever forget
You're divine and he's about to regret
He's a bucka-mhm-buckbuckbuck-mhm boy
Bucka-mhm-buckbuckbuck
I'm not your bucka-mhm-buck-mhm-buck-mhm

[Chorus]
I'm not your toy (Not your toy)
You stupid boy (Stupid boy)
I'll take you down now, I'll make you watch me
Dancing with my dolls on the motha-bucka beat

[Bridge]
I'll t-t-t-take you now
W-w-w-with me now, boy

[Outro]
(I'm not your toy)
You stupid boy
I'll take you down now, I'll make you watch me
Dancing with my dolls on the motha-bucka beat
(I'm not your toy) Look at me, I'm a beautiful creature
(You stupid boy) I don't care about your "modern time preacher"
(I'm not your toy) Not your toy, not your toy, not your toy, toy
I'm not your toy, not your toy, not your toy, toy

This is depressingly dull.

Eurovision 2018: Stage Invasion take two!http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/tellyaddicts/3247604-eurovision-2018-stage-invasion-take-twoo_

attempt at chicky link

Serious question, does anyone know how to find the songs you liked after all this is over?

raahh I have Filip :D growing up I had the "pleasure" of listening to him day in and day out, so he can fuck right off and eat more pies because I am not spending money on him!

Did anyone catch how to vote by mobile? (Yes I'm fully committed, including my phone bill)

River dance year was amazing. If Ryan wins we could have that again !

Look like they work in an asylum ( Branco et al)

Or any hospital

@Aridane

Oh! Now I get it!

All sorted, go Israel!

I thought Graham said it was specifically written about Manchester?
I think it was written after Manchester but it's not just about that.

@Destinysdaughter Eurovision app

Aridane thanks for the lyrics. However, reading them don't make me like her any more. 😀

Anyone want to have a go at predicting the top 10?

I’m going for (in alphabetical order): Bulgaria, Cyprus, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Lithuania

With Estonia winning.

Ha! If you vote on the app you get a little thank you msg from singer!

Will the jury like Israel though?

Shampaincharly ah, thanks! 💐🍷❤️

Eurovision 2018: Stage Invasion take two!

Australian here.

Have given a couple of votes to UK.

I’m annoyed with our entry this year. She was doing some aboriginal dancing, but it’ll be lost on most people because there was no other indigenous reference/iconography in the song.

I don’t think it’ll do well.

Finland is very catchy.

Dillite

Did this thread seriously get to almost 1000 posts in 2 hours?!!

Is this a record???