Eurovision 2018: Stage Invaders!

[acatcalledjohn]

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Or Beyonce.

Penelope Cruz does Shakira

The Cypriot lady is kinda fabulous

She has a Shakira vibe, quite like this one.

I want her body. Is there an injection or something I can buy?

Jedward lol

They have the dance and the hook - don't think it's a great song but all about performance.

Love her hair and the costume

Not so keen on the song

DH just said she'd be nice looking if she put on a bit of weight. He might have been trying to make me feel better.

Dd said the Irish dancers were very good.

I honestly think UK is better than the Cyprus song

This is the favourite?

Bring back Bjork and the chicken.

Now this is EuroBeyonce!

Cyprus. Great dancer. Very average singer.

She painted herself with glue and then rolled in glitter. Reminds me of my 4 year old this afternoon!

Like this one. Her hair is fab.

Waves to Vanilla

Germany was great... If it was Ed sheeran singing it would be number 1all over everywhere...

will we need to pay to vote?

alright this year I blame the wine

Cyprus - hate this one. Is it really a favourite to win?

She could have a career licking yoghurt lids!

Blimey. Fuego already? It has gone fast tonight!

She looks like Kameron Michaels. That's a drag queen for those who don't know.

Thought Ireland's vocalist was very weak.

Cyprus - well, anyone who can pull off a sequin cat suit like that is impressive by default in my book!