Eurovision 2018: The year of clothes-with-a-train and interpretive dance

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The first thread is almost full, so here is a new one.

Mrscaindingle quote " I want cheesiness and OTT ." - I completely agree!

I've seen a lit up dress before. Can't remember where. Some music awards show?

Dress distracted from shit song.

Ah I really like this guy, glad Norway brought him back!

It’s the Norwegian guy.
Ryback where he started from

Faux violin - very 80s stylee

No Rybak, this is not how you write a song.

Unless you're trying to write a shit song.

It's been 9 years since he won! He has barely aged!

I really dislike Norway’s song. Please don’t let it win.

Oh my word, is he a Cbeebies presenter by day?

Norway, irritating...

Did he just sing “get down to IKEa”????

Ok, I like this - not a popular opinion but compared to some....well....

Extra cheeeesy!

Is it just me or is he just WAYYYYY too smug.

This reminds me of a Gap advert.

Alexander!!!! please take me to bed

...and it gets worse...

Don’t like this one. Bring on the cheese, OTT, and the incomprehensible

Ooh Marty's being naughty "a few Cliff Ricard moves, I bet there'll be a fiddle"!!

Hip thrusts - wah

If he won in 2009, he must’ve been about 11!

Oh god. Fake musical instrument playing. Now this is Eurovision.

This has to be inspired by love love peace peace... But not a patch on it!

It’s very 80s I think.
I can see him on top of the pops

Awful.

It's Cliff!