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[pointydog]

That new 'How to be NAked' programme with Gok le Fruitcake. Quite a few of you love it.

bristols
bangers
hooters
jubblies
tits
boobs
puppies (or was that my imagination?)

He doesn't say 'norks', does he? Why not contact Gok and tell him he will win over even more female viewers ('cause dh reckons most viewers are male) if he talks about their NORKS.

Why can't he just call them breasts and have done with it? Why is it, people can't say breasts? (asks the woman who has always called them boobs to her children though she never uses that word when talking to anyone else!)

Yes, dg. I hate all his words for tits.

Norks would be right up his street though.

Yes - Norks would be good. Hate 'rack' and 'bangers'.

rack. That was really bad. Very 'body as object'.

Bangers? What kind of boobs is he used to?

Pointydog, I have heard them refered to buppies before is that what you are thinking of?

Funbags?
Boobiedoos?

I'm feeling physically sick now. Funbags?

Are breastfeeders complaining?

And Two, I don;t think he's used to tits. That's how he gets away with it.

If he was to insult breastfeeders would he start refering to bitty?