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Masterchef 2018 part deux Greg(g) learns to tell the time

979 replies

fourquenelles · 12/03/2018 21:53

Here we are.

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FiveGoMadInDorset · 19/03/2018 21:39

Matt is crap at geography, he has never had a cafe by the sea unless you count the prison ones he allegedly has a hand in.

His canapés are dull and tasteless as well

Taffeta · 19/03/2018 21:40

Pink’s sauce looks thin

ellenanora5 · 19/03/2018 21:40

I'd love the dentist dinner, that's right up my street

Taffeta · 19/03/2018 21:40

Matt TRex Grin

Wolfcub · 19/03/2018 21:41

That ganache looks foul

squoosh · 19/03/2018 21:41

It looks like a quenelled poo.

Halsall · 19/03/2018 21:42

I don’t think that dessert could be said to have plate appeal

GrouchyKiwi · 19/03/2018 21:42

Yes, it is somewhat reminiscent of what ends up in my baby's nappies.

RomaineCalm · 19/03/2018 21:42

That dessert looks pretty grim. Confused

ellenanora5 · 19/03/2018 21:42

Oh by the way still no word from Shine tv

Paranormalbouquet · 19/03/2018 21:42

This is the oddest looking dessert I’ve seen ever!

Taffeta · 19/03/2018 21:42

Four things on a plate. Hmmm

viques · 19/03/2018 21:43

Is it just me that thinks since they have gone to the trouble of embroidering the contestant 's names on their aprons they could let the poor dejected rejects take them home.

Lyns dessert looks as though there is something missing........ All those elements look like add one.

MyBeloved · 19/03/2018 21:43

Unctious x one billion!

viques · 19/03/2018 21:43

Add ons.

ellenanora5 · 19/03/2018 21:44

That looks horrible

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/03/2018 21:44

Look, that third plate JUST APPEARED BY MAGIC!
I can do my famous ouef et frites avec sel du mer et vinaigre brun. With a side Order of pain blanc et beurre.

Wolfcub · 19/03/2018 21:44

Kenny is in a flap

squoosh · 19/03/2018 21:45

That looks great

GrouchyKiwi · 19/03/2018 21:46

Aww, good stuff Kenny. He seems like a lovely chap.

RomaineCalm · 19/03/2018 21:47

Anyone with a twitter account that can message John, Greg or Masterchef about the plate problem? We need an answer.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/03/2018 21:47

I like kenny.
Jack has matured well, now he's got rid of the hd brows.

Halsall · 19/03/2018 21:47

Kenny's doing well

RomaineCalm · 19/03/2018 21:48

Kenny! What a nice bloke. I would choose that dessert from a menu.

CatherineCawood · 19/03/2018 21:48

Is John being paid by the word and the BBC have no money? Or is it that Gregg can't shut up. Suddenly Gregg seems to be in charge and John is the wing man. Why??????