EASTENDERS 25 - NO SPOILERS - NEVER EVER OR ELSE .................

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Aiden is annoying, we need Phil to come and kill him

did phil find ben, are they coming home

who is the new girl?

will zsa zsa come back as keeps being mentined

will we ever see luke?

will jane come back?

who will have baby abbi?

sure there are other stories but blondes has a mind blank

'Put the Cheshire cat down, muvva.'

Apple juice = sluice. That was Billy's misunderstanding. It's actually apple juice, Billy. You don't need to piss in it.

Maybe strangled round his Gregory peck or beaten around his loaf!

Oh how I love a cockney murder

And he'll be buried in a lovely science boffin.

And the bag of yeast wiil do a lovely service at the local left in the lurch (had to look those ones up)

Although there won’t be many bunny ears for Aidan, if fact the residents of Albert square will probably have a Russel Hearty

I'm just making mine up as I go along, as a tribute to Danny Dyer.

That’s cheating - mine are real in my defence I have a cockney Dad who sometimes talks in this ridiculous fashion!

Nancy 😂😂😂😂 I had to read the posts again and work out words that for and rhymed!!

Well ..... here we go!

Haha good work people!

Supergrass Vincent and top cop Jack might join forces with Mock and Muvva to overthrow the evil empire of Aidan.

Police for a late hand-back. As if.

Stacey took the kids & buggered off for days, sure police would t turn up for a couple of hours late

I told you she was a Slater! It’s all in the earrings

She's her cousin - so their parents are siblings.
I'm wondering if her dads siblings daughter rather than mums? That would make sense as her dad wasn't around much so she may not know that side of family.
It's possible Stacey rang Kyle when she was in need and Kyle sent Stacey?

Is that possible? Waits for someone to say slater isn't jeans husbands surname!

Hayley is a Slater. Someone said it on here first! We are physic.
Would the police get involved with this?
What was Linda wearing today to clean the bogs?
Rest was rubbish. .

Yes Hayley's a Slater, black hair and rough.

Just reading thread killing Aiden off with made up mockney rhythming slang! You lot are aving a proper bubble!

'Ayley Slater is a rough as toilet duck.

There’s no way the police would show up because he was an hour late. Did Stacey’s legs stop working and not walk across the Square.

Hope we don’t see much of Harley rough isn’t the word. She looks in late 30s but probable suposed be 20 or something.

I reckon Shirl knows Hayley from her Bad Girls days, they look as rough as each other.
I can’t believe Stacey feels like the wronged party in all this - everything is her fault

As if that was worthy of a duff duff. Every simpleton must have figured out that Hayley was a Slater.
The Jay and Keanu friendship might work out nicely. Kush as a bouncer i'm guessing won't -man's got a heart condition.

I forsee a Dee-Kush-Stacey-Martin-Hayley-Jack-Honey-Mel-Billy-Tina-Sonia-BlokeintheBog love dodecogon triangle

Aiden at the end of Monday’s episode - about as intimidating as a panto villain.

Poor Jay getting mugged

Stacey and Martin - as if the police would turn up for that! Why is Stacey being so horrible? Hayley was always going to be a Slater, wasn’t she?

So..... is Hayley Little Mos daughter? That means she could be an offspring of Billy Mitchell?!

Little Mo - i remember her going off up the stairs with a buggy and a bag and a child ( when her dad had a black cab sat outside the house) but i dont recall the parentage of the child or the sex - hayley looks too old to be hers - but i am probably wrong. i think its something to do with stacey's dad's side of the family? not sure who she is. I do remember Billy and little Mo being together at some stage. was little Mo raped or something? ( vaguely remember something after the Trevor and iron incident)
Hayley is a lot like Kat.not a good thing. lol