Neighbours Spoilers - a peek down the well

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PLEASE BE WARNED THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS, GOSSIP AND GENERAL HILARITY.

SO, what do you know??

Here she really looks like Piper

The most obvious to happen spoiler is Kirsha miraculously recovering her hearing. I’m surprised Paul’s leg hasn’t grown back tbh.

Yeah they were gonna get bored of having to sign / speak into the phone eventually which is a,shame. Agree re the leg, Erinsborough should be a mecca for healing. Wasn't Toadie mean to never walk again?

Karl Kennedy is the messiah! But also a very naughty boy...

Yes, Ramsay St is like Lourdes with all its miracle cures, not to mention Paul back in 1985 somehow managing to impregnate a girl he clearly never had sex with wouldn’t actually be surprised if Paul’s leg grew back Toadie and Sonya will clearly conceive another baby at some point even though it’s almost impossible for him-sources say there will be a baby on set this year who isn’t Gabe!-let’s hope it’s not Andrea’s! I’m just waiting for Steph and Mark to have a revenge hook-up and for her to get pregnant even though she has no viable eggs (unless that was a lie by Victoria to try and stop her going through with the surrogacy). Or for her to suddenly find out she’s pregnant with Jack’s baby. After all, Mark and Jack have both managed in the past to impregnate a woman on the first try Oh the thought! Would the baby be as big as Gabe?

Paige delivered Gave al fresco with no ain relief, she should be a GODDESS to us. I couldn't even dilate.

And she looked so clean and perfect afterwards. I don’t think she even took her knickers off

Anyone remember Caroline Perkins, Lassiter’s receptionist? Terese fired her and Paul was bribing her to give a false statement about the 2013 explosion at Toadie and Sonya’s wedding, and Mason taking part in the robbery. She then tried to sue Paul for sexual harassment and got a settlement. Well she’s back for a couple of episodes, not sure why though.

A regular character will die this year-everyone except the three who have definitely left (Paige, Tyler and Ben) are still filming. Could be Jack. If not, the death will be May or later, as everyone else is accounted for.

The next hour-long special (April/May time) will be a disaster involving lots of people.

Two characters who have previously been involved with other people share a kiss. Hopefully not just Jack/Paige but someone more interesting.

That’s all I know for now!

Oh, and there will definitely be a wedding this year. Place your bets now!

Sheila

I think Sheila Andrew Clive are currently front runners but Nark could propose another 8 times before the end of the year. I think divorces will be his thing next I have a friend that did that pattern

Mark and Elly kiss?

Think mark and Amy are better suited in their beige house of judgement

I didn't realise Ben was def going although the spoilers were pointing to an out.
did someone say Piper was too?

I'm sad but not surprised Ben is leaving. They all do a year or too after leaving school.

We need a new wave of yr10/11s to do 2-3 yrs at school, swap partners a few times, set light to a few things, come good in the end etc and leave a year or so after high school...

Sheila and Clive getting married would be lovely 😍😍

I think Ben goes to live with the inventfully named Uncle Kirky in Oaky.

Ben says no to an apprenticeship in Oakey but then changes his mind with him and Xanthe deciding to do long distance but then that seems to not work so assuming they’ll be split up not long after. That’s from the new digital spy spoilers.

It also says that Izzy does take and use Karl’s sperm sample (from a medical trial Clive is doing). They all find out at Susan’s party and Lovewine has said before that she has seen stuff with Susan putting cake on Izzy’s face. Elly accidentally picks up the wrong back with a positive pregnancy test in it and thinks it’s Izzy’s but it’s Mishi’s.

Leo and Mishti discuss the baby in ear shot of Kirsha who hears, signally her hearing returning. But they are not sure they want the baby.

Before this Leo has some concrete slab fall on him at the site but Mark saves him.

I’m not sure piper is leaving anytime soon.

I’m not sure piper is leaving anytime soon

She’s still filming, so won’t be away until at least May. She’s contracted to appear onscreen until October so could potentially be staying until then. I have a feeling she won’t stay beyond that though, so they’ll give “Typer” some kind of happy ending.

Leo and Mishti discuss the baby in ear shot of Kirsha who hears, signally her hearing returning. But they are not sure they want the baby
Apparently lots of people wanted an abortion storyline in Neighbours as they haven’t really done that before. But apparently there will be a baby on set this year, and comments made later on suggested that it may be connected to the Sharma-Rebecchis. Unless Dipi has another baby, which is perfectly possible.

I think Ben goes to live with the inventfully named Uncle Kirky in Oaky
Do you remember him? he was in it years ago, I think his name is Dougal, and he was a bit of a tit

I would rather it be Dipi or Sonya.

I hope it’s not Andrea and I don’t really want it to be Mishti and Leo. They’re not a solid couple. Although it could stop the nosey cop routine for a while!

Every time I hear Uncle Kirky's name, I think of Kirk in Corrie

Yeah I’d like it to be Dipi or Sonya too-definitely not Andrea. Apparently there are a few more twists coming up with the Andrea story and we finally find out the truth about Dee!

Oh I hope so! 🧜‍♀️

*Mark and Elly kiss?

Think mark and Amy are better suited in their beige house of judgement*

Lol I think it’s inevitable that Mark and Elly will kiss again but not sure whether they will give it another go. At this point I just want him to get with someone and have a baby, they’ve been dicking around with that storyline for what seems like years, and ironically, Kate, his “true love” couldn’t have kids. Or had very slim chances, anyway. They’ve done the attempted surrogacy, then they put him with Elly who did want kids but he assumed she didn’t, then put him with Paige who does have a kid, but inconveniently for Mark the father is still around -whether with Amy, Elly, or he finds one down the well, he needs a baby before he snaps and steals someone else’s

Yeah just let him and Elly make triplets or something