Neighbours Spoilers - a peek down the well

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PLEASE BE WARNED THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS, GOSSIP AND GENERAL HILARITY.

SO, what do you know??

There’s another version of the titles on Twitter, there’s an Amy/Jimmy/Paul shot but the rest are the same. Maybe Digital Spy released the post-Jimmy version. His days are numbered anyway!

What’s with Mishti’s one night stand thief person?

Not sure, but I hear she is to get quite a juicy storyline, so maybe that will be the naked pics online one. I wonder if she will leave the police? If they’re getting a new station though, they’d probably want to have at least one police officer on the cast!
Lauren is apparently coming back soon for a visit. Funny how all the Gold Coast Willises are decamping en masse back to Ramsay St since Paige and Jack moved there Terese is supposed to be very upset about something around June/July time. I wonder if it’s connected, or just about Gary and Fay.

Sounds like they’re all cl
I have back but leaving Jack behind 😂

Bet Brad hates him and his judging. He would be a prime target and Ned who as far as we know hadn’t met him before the move.

I can imaginge them going “oh let’s go back and visit Piper” Ned and Paige join in with the I’ll come toos and the Paige recommending that Jack stays home and looks after Gabezilla as he’s to big to fit in the plan now and it will take too long to drive the truck they’ve had to buy for him to travel in.

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Ned has met Jack as a priest, but he’d probably find him unbearable as a “civilian” and prospective brother-in-law. I don’t know how anybody could bear to live with Jack! Yeah he’ll be so judgy about Brad, even though he’s cheated too, he’ll still be totally sanctimonious.
Yeah they’ll deem it so important to see Piper that they’ll all have to go asap and you’re right, they wouldn’t want Gabezilla breaking the plane maybe he can sit on Jack while they’re away and eliminate the problem

In terms of Mishti’s one night stand I’ve heard that he targets her on purpose because she is a cop, and goes through her phone where he finds an explicit video that she has previously sent to Leo. I think he is a thief who is known to the police and blackmails Mishti with the video. Seems he ends up uploading it to a dirty website of some kind, Aaron thinks he has deleted it but he hasn’t. Kind of reminds me of the Amber and Robbo storyline.

Oh please, Mishti is way too uptight to have sent Leo a dirty video!

I know sleeping I’m dubious about that myself. I think it’s way more likely that the guy she has the ONS with filmed her without her knowing. Still, we’ll see. It’s not like Amy to be a klepto either.

Have I missed an episode???

No, Amy steals something next week I think, and gets a bit of a taste for shoplifting-from Haus of Elisabeth! Mustn’t be Elly’s mum’s shop after all then, just the new tenants in Toadie’s old space, there to facilitate Amy going off the rails!

Did I miss Mishti having a one night stand?

No, sorry, she hasn’t had it yet! I’m probably making it sound like it’s already happened because I’ve seen so many spoilers about it Week after next I think, with a guy named Dillhan. Someone told me he stole her phone and got an explicit video off it, then threatened to put it online if she didn’t drop the theft charges. But I’m wondering if they got their wires crossed and he actually took the video himself in secret, because it would seem so unlike Mishti to have something like that on her phone

Its not the same Dillhan that worked at the only night club and freaked out Pipes?

Wasn’t he called Lockie?

Oh, Steph’s getting a happy ending with both of her sons. I’m so pleased about that, she deserves a good exit

Oh ok, I got confuseda.

I'm glad, she does deserve it.

Not surprising, I get confused myself with the amount of weird and wonderful names! 😂 Seems the villains always have the most unusual ones-Hamish, Monique, Lockie, Dillhan. I do hope Cassius will be an exception to the rule!

Spoilers said someone (Xanthe? I’m poorly so can’t remember what I read this morning ) walks in on him going through Mishti’s stuff. I think at Mishti’s house? I might be wrong there but if I’m not she dumb inviting a first date to her house. Shit cop.

Poor bloke was probably just looking to see if he could find something vaguely interesting. Imagine the dullness of a date with Mishti 😴

Then if you were really lucky the next morning Shane would insist on performing one of his painful Bush ballads over breakfast.

middle yeah, shit cop for sure Xanthe comes over late at night to feed Clancy (maybe the rest of them are spending the night at Lassiter’s or something, taking advantage of their year’s free accommodation. She finds him going through Mishti’s stuff, Mishti must be asleep and he’s in the kitchen or outside going through her handbag or something. I wonder if he runs when he sees Xanthe, having nicked something, then Mishti gets the cops after him and he then threatens her with the video he’s taken without her knowledge. Pretty crap that she’d finish with Leo because she can’t trust him, then brings the first guy to show an interest back to her house and not even notice he’s filming her.

She distracts him whilst Aaron deletes it (presumably from his phone) but they are so dumb that they assume he’s like Paul and Leo with the USB stick and think it might be fine when anyone other than a Robinson would back it up.

Then he releases it on the internet and she has a date with someone else. I can only assume it was on the Erinsborough News sure as she has concerns her date might see it. I mean really what are the chances that you your local date happens to log onto pornhub/revenge porn site before your date and see a video of you. And maybe that would be someone that you should be red flagging a little anyway unless he is just thinking about there’s something about Mary techniques but jot on a revenge porn site.

As you can see I’m poorly and you just got a whole stream of consciousness 😂

😂😂 I know, right?! What are the chances? Aaron and David couldn’t be very good “love agents” if they set her up on a blind date with a guy whose hobby is looking at revenge porn sites. And as for Amy telling Terese she has a drinking problem instead of admitting to shoplifting-how is that better?! I guess Mishti couldn’t arrest her for being an alcoholic like she could for shoplifting, but she’ll never be able to drink in front of Terese or anyone in her family again

Just heard they’re planning the next hour-long special-there are hints that it involves the boat. There’s still a big Dee twist coming up but there will be lots of stringing the story out as Madeline West has just signed up to a new Channel 10 series with Olympia Valance and James Mason, so things will have to fit in around that. Jade will be back around December, maybe for a Christmas storyline. Apparently Elly, Bea and their mum work really well together as a family and they’ve got some good storylines coming up, so does Ned. Oh, and I’ve been told to keep my eyes peeled regarding Cassius-not sure what I’m meant to be looking for though! 😂😂

That’s too cryptic 😂

But fingers crossed it’s time for DOWN WITH THE BOAT and mermaid Dee

We can only hope, middle! 😂