Neighbours Spoilers - a peek down the well

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PLEASE BE WARNED THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS, GOSSIP AND GENERAL HILARITY.

SO, what do you know??

Sorry, ‘any welcome return’ was supposed to say ‘an unwelcome return’. If I have to see David prancing about in them again I think I’ll cringe myself inside out, and Aaron’s not much less mortifying.

washing same, I hope someone has burnt them by now! yeah maybe Jack will come back from Queensland just in time for the next disaster, looking for someone to shag!

I think Cassius is just a bump in the road for Shiela and Clive as she doesn’t stop harping on about him on insta and saying they are still filming together.

My guess is that Cassius is her last bad egg before Clive shows her he’s the good/right guy for her and declares his love/proposes.

It says that he makes an impression on more than one resident. He’ll probably turnout to be Hamish’s brother and a boat smasher.

Oh God, not another Guest Villain you could be right, but I was hoping he’d be a good guy for once. I wonder who the others are that he makes an impression on? Yes, Colette did say there were a few ups and downs to come, didn’t she?

It could be that he has a good heart but killed Hamish so gets sent to prison?

Is Elly’s sister a mechanic?

Looks like it alright from the insta photo. I’ve been wondering who they’d get to replace Ben/Tyler at the garage, not that Mark ever seems to be there! Have you heard Debra Lawrence is playing Elly and Bea’s Mum Liz? I bet that “Haus of Elizabeth” set is her opening a shop. It’s pop-up so she mightn’t stay too long

I’ve just read that and was popping on to see if you had said it Funny as they would have worked together as Pippa and Martha.

Yeah, and she’d have worked with Jackie W on Prisoner as well. Apparently she’s been an on-set drama coach on Neighbours for a while now (God knows, some of them need it! ) so I guess she was a good choice for being Liz. I can’t wait! I do wonder why they didn’t make Bea the 16 year old she’s supposed to be, though? The teen gang is being rapidly depleted, Jimmy will be away soon. They are planning to bring in Jay Rebecchi but apparently have had issues finding the right actor to play him.

Yes, it’s odd but I guess they want this Finn plot more? They do go through patches of having very few teens around but it’s not like the plot has been particularly teen heavy recently.

How old is Jay meant to be? I assumed the eldest child? In which case could he be Xanthe age?

I thought Jay was meant to be the eldest child but apparently Yashvi is, so I’d guess Jay is about 16 maybe? Yeah I wouldn’t put it past Finn to have a 16 year old girlfriend, and it being Elly’s sister would probably be part of some revenge grooming storyline, but they can probably make it much darker and deal with better themes if Bea is older.

I’ve just heard a few things, no idea if all/any of them are true! The guy is usually right though.

1. Piper and Chloe kiss.
2. There’s a wedding-I’m thinking Aaron and David.
3. Andrea has a son, who is Toadie’s.
4. Brad (FFS!) and Ned are both coming back.

Let’s see how many of these come true

Will brad have a new head!?! I think I knew about Ned as he’s been hanging out with the cast recently.

Andrea having a baby, not shocking but I’m sure Toadie will get to play the scrapy game this time himself just in case. Unless it’s already got a mullet.

At least the Andrea cogs turning means hopefully we’re closer to Dee stuff. I reckon Dee info August/September? I don’t think they can drag it out too long as people have been waiting almost 2 years for it by then!

Andrea having a baby, not shocking but I’m sure Toadie will get to play the scrapy game this time himself just in case. Unless it’s already got a mullet

🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s so predictable isn’t it?! Well we were promised the full Dee story this year, so hopefully August/September time. Maybe we will find out a year to the day that we saw “Dee” on the bench! Did you see the guy smudged out of the photo where Ned was with the cast? I wonder if that’s Cassius? Or Lliam Murphy, aka bench guy?!

Or Finn?

Liam Murphy wasn’t bench guy, was he?

Have seen photos of the Tiny/Az proposals. No wings thank fuck!

Nooooooo to the return of Brad and Ned. Why? Nobody wants them back. Unless they are bringing them back to kill one of them off, but that seems a bit unfair on Therese and Piper ( although the child support agency of Queensland would breathe a sigh of relief). How many relatives can one family lose? How would they explain Imogen not turning up for the funeral (or Natalie Imbruglia not showing up if it’s Ned wot carks it)?

Karl should have raised funds for his MRI project by setting up a same day scrapy scrapy lab. With Paul, Brad coming back, and Toadies 3 remaining sperm apparently being triathletes, it would be a goldmine.

Will Haus of Elizabeth just be rammed with Pippa’s old wafts smock things and long skirts that drag on the floor? Surely only Sonya would buy them and she’s on a frugality drive? Unless Martha Elly buys some to post off to her other mum Roo?

I don’t see how Karl’s project can go the distance as the outcome is to roll it out across the country. Karl Kennedy actually changing the health care system Australia would have to dip into a different universe. Having said that I’m not sure we have much proof that it isn’t in another universe. Although Shane Warne was in it once as himself...

I think the heat has done something to my brain.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who found Ned annoying. I guess he’ll sort Finn out and get back with Elly. AND THEN MARK AND AMY WILL HET MARRIED. IT HAS TO HAPPEN!

That was the heat again...

Liam Murphy wasn’t bench guy, was he?
According to the credits, he was!

I’m so confused 😂

Wait, are there two Liam Murphys? Isn’t that a character in Home and Away? The heat is getting to my brain too! anyway, guy on bench pretentiously spells Liam with 2 “L”s. Apparently he’s quite famous, I hadn’t heard of him before.

Oh! I thought you meant the home and away “rock star” 😂

Lliam the llama. I thought you did a typo 😂