Doctors- There's Viper on the streets of Letherbridge- but never fear, Heston Poirot is on the case!

[Raahh]

We are running out of space.
So I'm getting organised.

And yet no-one took the cardigan home to wash it or bin it

I said it was fleas! Bloody obvious if you are sharing a cardigan with Val the cat Woman

red Al can take it out the back and flick fag ash at it

How comes they have time to visit patients at home but no time to look at a colleagues wrist

Awww I was hoping to punt Enrique as a younique suggestion but yay for thread baby Valerie. Very nice.

I have an ear worm now though. Why don't you come on over.

Hahaha 😂

She already has a name I'm afraid and it's not valerie

It is for the purposes of the thread though, Valerie's her screen name now

Although it made me start to think of the last Karen I know and I can only think of the little girl in Outnumbered.

I've obviously got too much time on my hands because I also looked up the health benefits of mango and we should all be mainlining it pronto Mango for All

Didn't Karen say Gobbyplod had bought new washing powder ? surely it's that or had they forgotten after two minutes ?
also why do they need a locum at the campus, they have shed loads of doctors and no patients surely they can cope ?
Thanks raahh I couldn't place the cleaner ! Are we haveing a nird themed week ? Duck man yesterday, Swan today, tomorrow ? Albatross ?

Not sure what went wrong with my spelling there ! having a bird themed week !

Someone called Robin tomorrow?

The new washing powder must've affected both 'scabby dogs' or whatever Mrs Swan called them when she was in full on rant mode, that's if it is that and not fleas in the woolie

Are we diagnosing contact dermatitis? or something more entertaining? If it is that they've certainly played the long game with Cardi Watch.

2 more new coppers

Karen's very annoying today I wonder if they have a rota for that

So why was she telling Ruhma ?

Why are they pestering Zara, she will laugh as will we
Heston Fuck Off

No Heston its all for Ruhma the liar and thief

Joining late!! Determinedly not poor visioned cop

I can see it, its a blue pen

Hi nut, I was feeling a bit lonely

Jimmi the answer to that is not to grimace and look away

Hello Solo commentating isn't so fun

nut you wouldn't have much faith in him as a doctor

No...

Hello. I'm here too. Pondering Rob's scratching.

he's going to ignore Jimmi

Or in the stroppy teen's policing ability