THE VOICE week 4?! - Sat 27th January- the longest audition process on earth continues... ***8pm***

[Raahh]

Is it really only week 4? I might be wrong. I hope I'm wrong.

It might be Will's turn to entertain the troops this week, which will be interesting.

Looking at the list of contestants there are a lot of 16 year olds this week.

And disappointingly still no ex-famous-ish people trying to make a come back.

Kavana, anyone?

They are dragging on more than January though, the blind auditions- and apparently the judges haven't filled up even half their slots.

So- I haven't checked the snack situation. But I am still alcohol free, which is a bit sad. And I did hope to change that this week, but I'm not going to risk it.

See y'all later.

Evening all! Late to the 'party'. Tuned in just after the last guy - H Bos? Wasn't that Halifax Bank of Scotland??

Tom only goes round when the others do. He likes a comfy chair.

Raah in my defence, I have had some wine, and my dinner isn't here yet...

"My grandmother loves you" is NOT the way to get a coach!

J-Hud is trying not to say 'Don't pick Olly- he's shit'.

What in the name of holy fuck is that lipstick colour?!

The lippy is probably called ' misty blue morn' or some such.

Platypus hunger makes our hearing shit.

And this girl is nuts she has gone with Olly

She should have picked Will.

First steal... methinks. Even though she was shit,.

"If I turned round, would you choose me?"

The definition of narcissism!

Looks like a Jeffree Star colour

JHud was really rude!

Its looks like shes been dug up.

Think she was a bit starstruck there!

80s not 'shade de morgue' then?

J noeuf, get with da kidz

Had to use replay. I fash forwards to talkly bits ot to sure how far behind I am though.

Blue lips is on and Tom, will and whatsit are making their pitch.

I will be sporting a blue lipstick tomorrow. And a full contour. My brother's girlfriend and I thought it would be funny to give ourselves plastic sex doll faces.

Huh? She picked Ollie or did my tv lie?

Shade de morgue! That made me laugh.

I discovered recently, that Rimmel still sell heather Shimmer lipstick (whick i wore in 1987).

Except it is no longer a purple i.e heather colour as you would experct. It's more sort of brown-y red. Which is a bit odd.

i got all excited. Not that I'd wear Heather shimmer now. As pale purple lipstick would make me look ill. It probably did when i was 16

My dd is watching with us. Unknown to me she had applied a lush face mask. I thought it was contouring. Enough said

I was a Heather Shimmer girl too!

Oh lordy, I remember feeling SO cool with my lilac lipstick and eyeshadow combo. The 80s was a cruel decade.

Fun round the Dillite place tomorrow then! Careful channel 4 dont show up to do a documentry on you all.

My dd made a coconut oil and oatmeal mask earlier and the dog licked it off.