Graham Norton

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Tom Cruise, Henry Cavill, Simon Pegg. Wouldn't want to sit next to any of them on a train. Flipping man spreaders.

Absolutely. Although what is annoying me more is the sycophantic ramblings of the rest of the cast towards Cruise...vomit-inducing.

Paloma Faith reminds me very strongly of Vic Reeves doing his pub singer bit.....

Incomprehensible!

Mmm - fascinating in it's weirdness. Tom looks very dark round his eyes. I can't figure out if he's angry or doesn't get enough sleep.

Rebecca Ferguson reminds me of Trinny.

Rebecca Ferguson was a bit touchy and pouty! I felt embarrassed about how often she groped Tom!

I've got a bit of a soft spot for Henry Cavill as he's a wildlife champion.

I was watching an old Father Ted last night (had random TV stuff on in the background while I frantically tidied up before a visitor today) and there was a wee baby Graham Norton, playing a dancing priest. He was so young!

I am not as much of a fan of GN as as I used to be, as he comes across as one of those gay men that think women are ever so slightly disgusting.

Every time Tom Cruise is on I wonder if he specifically requests a bit of a shit line up to make himself look more interesting. He’s also very fake and patronising with his interest in everyone else.

I’ve recorded this weeks but have just skipped on to Paloma Faith. Her two minutes is bound to be more entertaining than the rest of them put together.

Cavill could spread what he wanted over me 😍