Celeb Big Brother Thread 11 - New product in the PWB shop! "Andrew's Guide to Treating Women with Respect"

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I got them cheap. Ideal gift for Valentine's Day or Mother's Day.

I'm looking forward to see how the house will go, now the straight young men are out. Is Shane L the only straight bloke left? Have I miscounted? Shane L, Shane J, Wayne, malika, Maggie, Ann, jess and Ashley?

I actually really like Jess. I find her refreshing. She seems naive at times, I wonder if she missed a lot of school because of her health problems. Did she say that? I'm guessing her small stature through her teens caused her to be babied a lot. She reminds me of a dyslexic friend from a rough background who really appreciates intelligent company and is happy to ask questions when she doesn't understand something we're talking about. She's bright, is Jess, just a bit ignorant. She's not needed to be well read , but still has an enquiringly mind.

I rather view messageboards as shouting from a hilltop.
Someone might respond or might not.
Or they might also just be shouting without any expectation of a response too.

I thought this thread was a conversation about CBB. Can’t stand shouting, personally.

I've started skipping over futuristic's posts. Rude of me, I know. Not what I'm here for, though.

'that is just so mental and wrong on so many levels of childishness and petty bitchiness and idiocy that beggars belief'

'Please let nobody who engages in that behaviour on the frickin' internet hold a position of power or responsibility for the raising of children in real life, Good God!!!'

Calm down dear. It's just a bit of chit chat.

And Amanda pickle, don't forget her!

Ooh, yes! Silly me. Amanda is great. I hope they put Maggie back in, I've heard such things can happen...

Did anyone else think it was odd that the only housemate whatshisname impressionist on BOTS didn’t do was Ashley?

Yes will be interesting to see the dynamics without the 'Lads' anymore! I'm hoping for some more from Shane L! Be interesting to see Shane j without Andrew but I'm not that optimistic for him anymore.

*'that is just so mental and wrong on so many levels of childishness and petty bitchiness and idiocy that beggars belief'

'Please let nobody who engages in that behaviour on the frickin' internet hold a position of power or responsibility for the raising of children in real life, Good God!!!'

Calm down dear. It's just a bit of chit chat.*

Is it sexy stuff?

It's okay if it's sexy stuff.

@picklemepopcorn

I don't mind - I can't remember any of yours either

Royal I didn't notice that - do you think it was because Elgin was in the studio?

I don't think they'll put anyone back in. There's only a week to go and there are already too many left.

@ Royalfuckup

it's an analogy... a comparison between one thing and another, you know for clarification and simplification, it's not literal but hey ho, didn't work.

Aimed low but not low enough

Ummmmm. I'm a Mother of a gay son and an illegitimate daughter. And I'm a catholic. So where does that leave me?

Anne who knows. But I did think it was strange since he did an impression of everyone else, including Elgin

Maybe Ashley is difficult to do an impression of, in that there isn’t anything that really stands out character-wise which is the basis of any caracature? 🤔

I wonder what Ashleys accent was before she changed it.

Elgin I love it.

I think the voice guy left a few out last time too. I figured he just wasn't very good at those voices! I guess people like Ashley who don't have anything that unique about their voice are difficult??

@futuristic

You’re implying I’m thick? Meh. More power to me.

Geordie apparently, Sole

Sole It was broadly Byker Grove. She’s done a Donna Air but at least Ashley did it as a child to fit in at her school.

Ashley's Geordie. She did an "impression of her dad" at one point that was clearly just her talking in her own accent

I wonder if Ashley still consciously chooses her accent or whether it’s now become her default accent.
It’s a shame if she does suppress her real voice.

@AnneEyhtMeyer

I may well be tiresome.
But you're free to ignore me as is everyone else.

Nobody 'owns' a thread they start on the internet.

I've seen loads of posts on here from people disagreeing with you but you choose to nag on and on at my posts. Why?

And now you declare, as though it were the most normal thing in the world, that you discuss me 'off thread' with other posters?

And you call me unhinged?

Why do you discuss me with others on this thread?
Is it so you can cordinate your insults and barbs?

Or do you just have multiple fake identities to do that?

You're certainly determined to keep responding specifically to my posts and not others that disagree with you and nuts enough to admit the bonkers behaviour of discussing me with others off-thread.

Why don't you just leave it and I'll leave it, eh?

Going back to last night's eviction, Dapper wasn't as popular as we thought he might be. Andrew got 39% of the votes and Daniel had 24% but Jonny wasn't that far behind him with 27%.

I was surprised that he was allowed to tell a racist joke in the house. HM's have been thrown out for racism in the past.