THE VOICE- it's the blind auditions WEEK 2- ** Saturday 8pm** - but will it still be the J-Hud show, or will we actually hear more of the acts?

[Raahh]

But..there are only 9 acts in and hour and a half, so who knows what they will fill the time with this week . Maybe it's Olly's turn to sing between the auditions?
Frankly, last week was ridiculous. .

And how many more kids/nans will there be?

I have my bingo sheet ready.

I don't know if the show was the reason I ended up with a migraine until Wednesday...

I'm still , unintentionally, not drinking. But I am getting quite fond of my hot water with lemon juice. Really.

So- I need nibbles.

Royal gnomes in Asda? I think you're all high.

Coco
Raahh I feel your pain I suffer from terrible migraines.

Raahh, Queen gnomes would be ok, this T. rex bastard is about 10 foot tall - it’s not living in my garden!
Aren’t these 2 a bit posh for this?

Jeez louise those tight jeans are going to give them thrush.

Opera

Ooh, a bit different! Lets hope they don't start rapping.

Gnomes? I missed the gnomes.

Tom looks like he's about to fall asleep most of the time.

Thank you all. Headaches are shit.

Nobody ever picks the la la la ones

Nancy get it.

Audiences are always over impressed by people that can sing in a vaguely operatic way.

Why do classical duetists always do this song?

Or 'O mio Babbino Caro'
And no-one turns, because 'they never know what to do with them'

Is this the Flower Duet?

What can the judges do with this genre?

We have Asda gnomes. They just reinforce the lower class status of the shop. But I love their cottage cheese. And I buy them for my mum who hates gnomes

Oh what the fuck. Really? Twatty opera advert music? Boone will turn.

Music NO!

I think someone should turn. They at least have talent

Boone? No one.

Raahh I got a daith piercing in june and haven't had a migraine since.

Coco thrush is not pleasant either.

Yes Lakmé's Flower Duet. Beloved of weddings!

J-Hud is stuck with them now, til she pairs them up with a rapper in the battle rounds.

20 minutes in and I need more vodka.

Bella voci? Should it be bei voci? Or belli voci?

nancy imagine the joy of your neighbours seeing a t Rex dressed as Santa

Olly: They is British Airways.
You is EasyJet.