Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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its here

Praying for Steven's hearty and refined black pudding

When I win the Euro lottery Stevphen will be my personal chef.

no Squoosh? Whoo hoo, we can frolic in the cellar with Marcus!
Stephven likes his burnt powder. Looks loverly though.

Stephen would make great midnight snacks for you.

'pop out of bed love and fix me something yummy and artery furring'.

Oh - sorry squoosh

I thought you were off ravishing Marcus in the cellar, whilst pretending that you had Something Very Important to do.

Think of me Grouchy I'd have to do cockles and whelks!

Fuckery consider yourself a marked woman.

Sorry Fuckery - you'd better put him dow. She's here!

'pop out of bed love and fix me something yummy and artery furring'

And when you come back I'll give you Big Snogs xxxxxxxxxxxx

Shut up Greg.

Don't worry my little Minstrel - it's only Greg(g)'s opinion.

Re Monica's accent: as a Kiwi immigrant myself, I can understand why her accent goes funny sometimes. It'll be something to do with the way her Samoan Kiwi accent plays with London vowels. Or something.

All of these dishes look beautiful.

Inspired by childhood love of tinned fruits....

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Why didn't he expect the zing of grapefruit? It's a GRAPEFRUIT CAKE FFS!

Cake is always dense on MC. Always.

Oh - look at her little face at a compliment from squoosh's love slave!

She's thrilled!

Fuck off Gregg.
He he, couldn't resist Squoosh. (What's he done to his hair?)
Jesus this is tight-oops Louisa has dense cake. That could mean the end.

Is that tart meant to be so wet?

It's because the world has rarely known a more idiotic person, Halsall.

Interesting about Monica's accent. Thanks, Grouchy.

I think Jamie is for the chop.

I think the Mallen has fooked this up

Oh no Jamie . Disappointing.

Poor old Mallen Streak. That's him gone.