X FACTOR 25/11- ***SAT and SUN at 7.30pm*** - It's the Semi final-and the theme is 'Cool Britannia' !

[Raahh]

So, finally they all sing together. And the Cutkelvins have a high view of themselves, as the theme is classic British songs- so they are doing an original .

I think they may leave.

Here is the song list.

Kevin Davy White : The Beatles – 'Come Together'
Rak-Su : Sweet Female Attitude – 'Flowers'
Grace Davies : David Bowie – 'Life on Mars?'
Lloyd Macey : Elton John – 'Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me'
Matt Linnen : The Rolling Stones – 'Gimme Shelter'
The Cutkelvins: 'Nothing Like You' (original track)

I am not sure what criteria they are using to decide what is 'Cool Britannia' Nut I'd hardly put Rat Soup's offering up there either

I'm still not feeling 100% after last week's migraine, so it is touch and go as to whether I will watch . I've been up all night with stomach pains. (I will spare you the rest of the details) So tonight I'm drinking water.

Do Mormons have Christmas?
I went to a Mormon weddding once, no booze! No Booze! AT A WEDDING!!!

There is method in this original shit. Clever Simon.

Far less money to pay out in royalties

Yes Nicole, derivative!

It's like the sight and sound of Grace triggers whatever place in my brain is reserved for pure dislike.
It's not healthy.

Rolling in the Deep...yes. Adele should sue.

Louis thinks everyone should be in the final.

Does he know how this works?

I knew a Mormon family at primary school. It's Jehovah's Witnesses that don't do Christmas isn't it?

Dear god, Sharon just said she's got hundreds of songs she's written like that...

Louis has forgotten his own name, he’s never going to keep up with the rules. He’s too busy day dreaming about fat Aled sitting in his knee

I think it's cos she's so mediocre but is being touted as some great artist. It's just bland and samey!

Grace has been ripping off Adele since the beginning. And they have only just noticed?

JWs Don’t enjoy anything much. Christmas is a no no

I'm always getting stopped by hot 20 something Mormons in the street trying to convert me. And they're so smiley and sweet. I once told one of them that I couldn't be a Mormon as oral sex and alcohol are against the Mormon rules. Poor boy was mortified.

I have to watch stupid Just Eat ads in order to unlock my free votes. Bullshit.

nancy

The Osmonds were/are Mormons. My knowledge of them ends there.

Nancy. Fat aled in a Christmas jumper! He would love that

squoosh do you live in the US? I feel like I should know the answer to this, I've been hanging around X Factor threads long enough

squoosh did you know Ed Sheeran has just released a Christmas single...?

squoosh I once had a very passionate debate with 2 Mormons in the middle of the street over God and all that. I have never done that before or since. I don't give a fuck about any religion and still have no idea where everything I said came from.

We have a lodge in our town. I never see anyone in it.

Mormons definitely like Christmas. I couldn't write a book . It would have lots of gaps and bits missing...

They did smile a lot. I believe there was cake.

And singing.

I think maybe we just thought it was a Carol concert.

This is the same sister who made us get an 'alternative' tube from the tennis in NYC once that went straight through some of the choicer parts of the Bronx . Then made us walk all the way up Manhattan through the most salubrious streets (not...) and the same DSis who stole a keyring from the White House. Maybe the Mormons spotted a potential project.

She's a police person now...

No, Noisy, in Glasgow. The place is teeming with attractive young Mormons trying to convert the heathen Glaswegians

OK, where are all these Mormon hot spots in the UK??

Mormon Hot Spot - there's my band name, right there.