So if i haven't watched eastenders since Denise and the baby....

[delilabell]

Is it too late to start again and if not what have i missed?

Willmott-Brown from the 80’s is back...

Steven's dead. He accidentally damaged his liver while setting fire to Beale's in an attempt to kill Jane because Max told him to. She was going to tell about him not having a brain tumour. Jane is in hospital in a coma.

Lauren knows about the fake tumour because it wasn't there in the post mortem report. Only Abi went to the funeral. She's pregnant with Steven's baby, but no one knows except Donna. Lauren and Abi have gone to recover at their mother's. Steven's ashes have gone, too, but Lauren doesn't know yet.

Kush had a heart attack. He has a condition inherited from Carmel. They both have had 'a procedure'. Arfur also has the condition and was last seen having stopped breathing, just before the credits.

Lots more. Can't keep up. It gets more and more ridiculous by the minute. The sooner Sean O'Connor goes the better.

It's jumped the shark big time. Don't bother.

Who the fuck is Denise?
I haven't watched for so long I haven't a clue what's going on if I accidentally turn over to it.

Arthur's timing is surprisingly good for a 2 year old! Imagine his heart suddenly stopping days after they get the news he may have the heart condition. Amazing.

Btw, is jane still alive? They seem to have forgotten about her this week.

Nothing has really changed delilabell.

Sharon is still wearing one of the hairpieces Peggy Mitchell left her in her will and 'acting' with her eyebrows a lot.

You'll get back into it in no time

It is still shit to be honest, gas pipes exploded, and unfortunately everyone survived, and Stacey is pregnant again but at least it is Martin's baby this time!

To be fair though, no one checked Arthur was breathing, he was just wrapped up in a blanket and they immediately called 999, Stacey and Martin didn't check. I reckon he's fine. If he isn't, if he has stopped breathing because of the heart thing (like another poster said conveniently a week after seeing a dr) then it will just be ridiculous.

I've watched eastenders for most of my life (on and off) and it's just not any good at the minute.

And don't even get my started on the Michelle stalker storyline!!

I was about three weeks behind last week so binge watched with my 11 year old. We were both so confused by the end of it all, no idea what the storyline writers are thinking, it's so out there I might have to turn the series link off for it as I can't keep putting myself through it!

Sharon popped over to Emmerdale and Kerry gave her a "Geordie" tan...

I’m still trying to figure out why Bex was trying to wake arfur up given it was almost 11.30pm

I gave up on it. It's just complete shite now. DH put it on the other day and Kim was giving some kind of rousing speech in the square. Kim!!!

So someone new has taken over? I might start watching again then. So haveLauren and abbie gone forever?
Is linda back? Jane is in hospital again?
Love the Sharon info.

No, Lauren and Abi will have to come back in time for Abi's Big Pregnancy Reveal somewhere around Christmas.

Linda is back after having Secret Cancer, which only Jack knows about. Although she is currently on holiday, as Mick arranged a surprise holiday to Cloisters of all places.

Jane is in hospital and possibly brain damaged, although the family seem to have forgotten about her this week.

There’s a new family on the square called the Taylors!

It's been shit since Dirty Den was brought back from the dead

They really really can no longer argue that all those people make their livelihoods and buy their clothes ina market

But Carmel and Denise work at the council now! Not sure where the council is based though...