Raah I know! My dreams are very bizarre at times! I had a nightmare a few months ago that I went to the hairdresser and she talked me into getting a goatee beard as they were "all the rage"! As soon as I got out of the salon I realised I hated it, and was panicking about shaving it off! Woke up clutching my chin and utterly relieved. Woke DH up laughing "I don't have a goatee beard"!