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The80sweregreat · 23/09/2017 19:54

Is there a thread?

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nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:48

Oh god, the Dutch "s".

dillite · 24/09/2017 20:48

Amsterdam must be bald now because she is wearing everyones hair.

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:49

Don't let her do J-Hud.

The80sweregreat · 24/09/2017 20:49

Dutch street walker.. ?
Turned singer.

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nancy75 · 24/09/2017 20:49

Berget like forget (able)

NoisyBrain · 24/09/2017 20:49

nice at least she is actually Dutch

nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:49

Yesh, she hash a poodle on her head

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:50

I knew she would say Chaka- she has stolen her wig .

Noooooo. Stop doing Prince, ffs.

nancy75 · 24/09/2017 20:50

Nooo not a prince song

The80sweregreat · 24/09/2017 20:50

Bit if Prince, because she likes chuuka khan.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/09/2017 20:50

Raah I know! My dreams are very bizarre at times! I had a nightmare a few months ago that I went to the hairdresser and she talked me into getting a goatee beard as they were "all the rage"! As soon as I got out of the salon I realised I hated it, and was panicking about shaving it off! Woke up clutching my chin and utterly relieved. Woke DH up laughing "I don't have a goatee beard"!

NoisyBrain · 24/09/2017 20:50

Warbler

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:50

Oh, goody, she is making it her own, by stringing out the beginning.

nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:50

Nice make up, that'll be a mark against her.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 24/09/2017 20:51

I think there needs to be a law against people doing Prince songs.

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:51

That nearly resurrected Prince himself.

The80sweregreat · 24/09/2017 20:51

The judges are asleep.

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nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:52

Prince, wherever you are, close your lovely ears.

dillite · 24/09/2017 20:52

Please someone tell her to stop.

nancy75 · 24/09/2017 20:52

Fucking hell, it's like Jane McDonald does prince just stop it

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:52

Nicole does appear to be a bit drowsy.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/09/2017 20:52

No! Not purple rain....

nancy75 · 24/09/2017 20:52

Prince did not make songs for cruise ship crooners

nicenewdusters · 24/09/2017 20:52

She'll be singing to stadiums -empty ones.

Raahh · 24/09/2017 20:53

God, the noise levels in that room.

Tell her 'it's a no'.

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