Neighbours Thread - The Deelievers have hope - don't let us down again!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I am so pathetically excited that Real Dee might be back this time. I'll help Sonya pack her bags.

No I didn't, not even sure what one is?!

Its a suasgae from the Fordhall Farm stall. You missed out. Your bad :(

Oh no, I do love a sausage! Did have salt and pepper squid from fish and chip stall though...

I had a great bacon bap. 5 (yes, FIVE) pieces of bacon inside. Yum. But clearly should have kept room for a sausage too

They do nice bacon too. They have very tasty pigs - occasionally I might have eaten a sauagae bap in front if them. 🐷

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Is this a thread Sausage Sizzle?

No way can Therese settle for dull Gary now she's had sexy Paul.

Fordhall Farm have nothing on Karl's innuendo filled bangers

Sorry to derail over the pork products.

I wouldn't mind a sausage sizzle now, in fact I just got DH to light a barbie and I have some sausages to sizzle!

Paul and Terese much better suited than Gary. I always wonder why she's missing the a on the end of her name though, is it an Aussie thing do you think?

Therese is the French version of Teresa. Terese is just one way of spelling it, I guess.

Cancer Patient: I thought I was going to die.
Cancer Doctor: I would never, ever let that happen to you.

Does Cancer Doctor actually understand anything about cancer?

Terese is also a name in Greece so makes sense with the surname Petrides

Terese Petrides is quite a mouthful.

I hope that's nothing to do with the limber ladybird

Yes the Greek thing makes sense. Massive Greek community in Melbourne. The actress has a very aboriginal sounding surname...

Googled her. Apparently Greek dad born in France and English mum weirdly called Theresa. Name has Turkish roots according to wiki and she's Dame Judi Dench's cousin (I think I've heard that before).

Were Dr Karl and Shane doing an impersonation of the Chuckle brothers? Karl can br incredibly pompous at times, I find it quite amusing rather than incredibly irritating.

If this was real I wouldn't be Susan for millions, unless there was an undetectable poison that could be extracted from Durian fruit.

Apparently Durian is banned in some countries because of the smell, so perhaps we'll see Karl being dragged off in handcuffs by police with breathing apparatus before long.

I hope that's nothing to do with the limber ladybird

I've heard that Gary Canning is a mouthful too.

Would you like to buy a spoon to gouge out your mind's eye?

Floellabumbags
---vomit not envy

Gary has got a special, meaty sausage for you and it's coming your way sleeping. It's better than Karl's, it's limber and it's very good.

I hope you sleep well tonight 🐞

Floellabumbags you seem very invested in his sausage, I reckon you want to have a good taste of it, with some special sauce!

Floella this behaviour must stop! We'll have to arrange for you to spend a beige weekend discussing 'how to do the boring right thing at all times' with Mark and Amy if there are any more mentions of 🐞 Limber or otherwise.

Oh Floella, your mind must be a terrible place to live.

I am NOT spending a weekend with Mark, he'll make me get engaged.

Sleeping I'm going to tell everyone that you want to rib swarfega all over Harold Bishop's naked body.

Anne I'm a Yorkshire Beetlejuice. Come to think of it ladybirds are a type of beetle 🐞

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