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Neighbours Thread - The Deelievers have hope - don't let us down again!

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 15/08/2017 10:21

I am so pathetically excited that Real Dee might be back this time. I'll help Sonya pack her bags.

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Mogtheanxiouscat · 12/09/2017 23:57

I'm a couple behind...what have I missed??!

On a minor point, why do all the mobile phones have the same ring tone?!

MiddleClassProblem · 13/09/2017 00:24

Oh yes! Let's assign them ringtones!

Mark's should be All The Single Ladies

MiddleClassProblem · 13/09/2017 00:26

Oh and Elly could have the Black Beauty theme tune

tobee · 13/09/2017 01:46

Was thinking earlier Mark and Amy have never had a thing together, have they? (Or have they?) She must be wondering what's wrong!

MiddleClassProblem · 13/09/2017 05:16

Never. Maybe beige repels beige.

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 13/09/2017 08:08

Middle Susan's ring tone would have to be Stand By Your Man. There's a reggae track which may be called 'Judge not, before you judge yourself' which would be great for Amy.

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 13/09/2017 08:16

Ooh ooh! And Jimmy could have Puppet on a String.

Chunkymonkey123 · 13/09/2017 08:18

I have a couple of issues atm with neighbours, is it just me this bugs?

  1. Amy is dating the man who tried to kill her father last year! This is madness and no one seems to think so. Also why did he only go to prison for a few months?

  2. people move house every two seconds. When we moved last year it took 4 days of packing/unpacking and we still have boxes. I also swore to never do it again so I'm amazed every time they are like, yeah that's great I'll move in with you!

Susan's outfit was great, no idea what random explanation they are going to come up with for the massages!

MiddleClassProblem · 13/09/2017 08:45

Karl would have a right prescription song

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 13/09/2017 09:12

Free as a river?

ComedyofTerrors · 13/09/2017 10:25

Sheila - Chas and Dave Rabbit

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 13/09/2017 12:23

Paul - Michael Jackson's Bad

ComedyofTerrors · 13/09/2017 12:32

Hamish - Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal

ComedyofTerrors · 13/09/2017 12:35

Karl and Susan, also Dippi and Shane. Victoria Wood, Ballad of Barry and Freda

MiddleClassProblem · 13/09/2017 13:30

😂

MiddleClassProblem · 13/09/2017 15:11

Amy would have something like Like A Virgin or that goody two shoes song

Floellabumbags · 13/09/2017 16:02

Jack would have Creep by Radiohead.

ComedyofTerrors · 13/09/2017 16:25

Mark either Easy Lover or Another One Bites the Dust

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 13/09/2017 16:30

Xanthe - Beauty School Drop Out - Grease

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 13/09/2017 16:53

Middle surely somewhere there is a country song called 'I used to earn money dressed as a sexy maid but I'm pure and wholesome and judgy now'

Mogtheanxiouscat · 13/09/2017 18:28

Loving these ring tones.

How about I'm too sexy ( for this shirt) for Tyler.

Or any of the often topless men.

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 13/09/2017 18:45

Obviously David's would have to be 'I wish I could fly' by Keith Harris and Orville. Or possibly Every Breath You Take by The Police.

Leo has me stumped...

MiddleClassProblem · 13/09/2017 19:17

Creep 😂 That's perfect!

Leo is difficult. Maybe Whip My Hair as he's such a hair fidget?

Unfortunately Xanthe would be something like Barbie Girl.

Mogtheanxiouscat · 13/09/2017 19:25

Mr Vain for Leo surely?

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 13/09/2017 20:20

Paige is easy - De La Soul - Me, Myself and I.

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