"The Royal" is to spin off into "The Royal Today" - is this to be ITV's answer to "Doctors"?
"Casualty 1906" is to get a full series following the pilot.
"Holby" is to get a spinoff - "Holby Blue". You guessed it, a police series.
I despair. Where's the new? The original?
And what next? Maybe everything will now have to be a spinoff from an existing programme. "New Street Cops"? Or "Pupils", the other side of "Teachers"? Or "Judy and Max", in which we see what they do when the Tweenies aren't around?