How old is Granny Murray supposed to be?

[lionheart]

???

Dunno-what-I'm-laughing-at-my-14-year-old-has-a-well-developed-6-pack!!-Not-sure-whether-to-feel-proud-that-he-is-so-fit-or-depressed-that-I-have-such-a-mature-child!

I found myself humming "I love my train" by Raymond this morning when I was making breakfast. I have booked myself in for some therapy.

Sod-off-is-37-middle-aged!!!!

Go-piss-up-a-flag-pole!!!

[strops-off]

I rather like the moon-faced loon. She's jolly, or else, on drugs.

but

37 * 2 = 74

in what way is that not approaching middle (as in mid-way through life) aged

you have to come to terms with it eventually

mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

its only a frickin' number you know

I mean the character, of course, not the actress.

"middle-aged"-is-a-"concept"....and-the-concept-of-being-middle-aged-is-not-being-in-one's-thirties!

And-I-don't-HAVE-to-get-used-anything!

Resistance is futile, SHD.

And-you-may-be-assimilated-Lionheart!!--Despite-fact-that-I-am-a-dalek-not-a-Borg!!

(Ex-ter-min-ate!!!!!)

At 34 I'm just glad I don't look anything like Granny [come away in!] Murray & that I'm not wearing BHS cardigans yet, nor will I be when I'm 44 or 54!

oh bless .. look at her having a middle-aged strop

How-old-are-you-Twiglett?

older than you

Well-you-must-have-passed-into-the-"acceptance"-phased-then...or-else-you're-too-senile-to-care...

I know, but I prefer the Borgs (they have a queen and everything). What did the Daleks have? A prune shaped metallic sounding bald chap in a rubber suit, that's what--plus, they couldn't climb stairs.)

I refuse to be determined by a number

no-one gives a feck

and you're going to be 50 some day and 60 and 70 hopefully and I bet when you reach those ages you'll look back and think why the feck did I care about being 40 its just a number

(Because-I-don't-like-my-wrinkles----[sob])

Don't-speak-to-me----I-am-sulking-at-having-to-address-this-matter....

I don't have wrinkles

the trick is to get fatter every year

it plumps them out

PMSL..

Good point twiglett. At what age do we have to chose between our faces and our arses?

My-face-looks-like-my-arse-these-days!

lol

i don't think you are allowed to say that she sacrifices virgins and weras clothes made of dead seal.
We don't want anotehr court case!

any why the f**k doesn't she shut her mouth when smiling at the end. makse my skin crawl.