Love Island part 4

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Baby time!

What cheesy name will Kember give the baby?

Will Marcel become a helicopter parent?

Will Liv and Chris's baby require social services to intervene?

Am I the only one not so fussed about the pretend baby ep?

I'd listen to one of her speeches every day if it meant that Love Island didn't have to end

That's quite a sacrifice
Not sure what I'm gonna do with the 9pm gap when it's over.
Are we going to have a support group?

Gone through all the messages and no one has mentioned the guy on the screen. Who was he? And why would Liv feel uncomfortable?

Guy on screen what did I miss??

Stormzy you mean?

He's a rapper. One who said Chris is too good for her, on Twitter.

Oh stormzy I thought we had another marcel in bed moment 😂😂

I like Montana again I think.
Camillas speech was a bit odd in that context but not awful I suppose.
I fall more in love with Jamie every night...

It was awkward due to his tweet about her being not good enough for chris I think?

Why does the most recent ep take so long to come on catch up! 😡

Oh god that speech. How is that a talent? It's just trying to convince people she is more worthy than others.

I love Chris and Liv now!

It's something she's clearly passionate about. When is she ever going to have a bigger platform than this? Good for Cam. If Amber came out with it then yes, that would be weird. Everyone keeps saying Cam already has money so why would she be 'using' it to get to the end? Some people really do care that much about the world.

I liked Camilla's speech, she probably feels she hasn't got a normal talent but must have given speeches about charitable causes before and thought it would be something she could do. Most of the people in the villa probably weren't even aware of the issues she talked about, so even if it helped one person I think it's worth it.

Alex ruined Jamie's performance, I don't know what that was about! The boys' rapping was hilarious, with Kem in that white hoodie with sunglasses at night so cringe! And marcel, bless him, he tried his best but on that tinny keyboard it was rather more "Ross from Friends plays the keyboard" than he'd have liked I'm sure.

Ok caught up now and my cynical pants are firmly hoicked to the extent of giving myself a wedgie.

Jamilla was cringe. Her humanitarian-ness (?) feels real to me real, agree it was the best way for her to attract national attention. But their connection: no.

All of a sudden, in general, there are unexpected blow-jobs, declarations of love, cringe lap-dances. Cheesy to the point of being off-putting.

But.

The Stormzy bit was so good. And him seeing Liv, aha. She took it well though as she generally does; others in there would have had a flounce about it. Whatever happens they're all going to win in a way, due to the general national fixation on LI. Good luck to them.

Kem's ponytails/slash/man-buns may just be the thing to sway my vote. 9he wore the hoody/glassesto look "gangsta". And I still can't get a fucking water bottle.

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Liv and Amber's was the best. Liv's wit was shown again. Stormyz looked kind of embarrassed. And yes, she did handle it well.
"Yeah, like Gabby and Mon can pretend to like eachother" - my eyes nearly popped open. Now THAT was funny.

Why is Jamie good at everything? How annoying. (Yes Dh, you're the same!)
And Alex, what WAS that?

I think it's sad that we are all agreed :
1)we are suspect of editors editing and time given to some couples.
2)we don't trust anyone's motives now.

which seems a shame.

Agree Oblomov.

I think I want the voiceover guy to win now. What's his name, Ian?

Wendy, once you've lowered your judgemental wedgie, you can then have Ian Stirling.

Is there voting tonight?
What are we even voting for? None of us even have a clue, do we?

Where's Miss marple, when you need her?

I might just vote for Chris's feet!!

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I also like Liv again she is entertaining to watch I will give her that!

My prediction liv and chris will win it x I really want chris too and liv is growing on me again

I don't think Jamie is as keen on Camilla as she is on him. And Camilla has properly fallen for him. On their date, Jamie looked very awkward as camilla was declaring her feelings and he didn't say anything similar in return. It was almost matey the way he invited her to Ibiza and London. There was no romance from him at all

It'll be a real shame if Liv wins after weeks of abusing Chris.

I do think Montana has gotten an unfairly rough ride the last week.

I think I still want Cam and Hot Jesus to win!

Indeed Mags.
Some of us haven't forgotten the first few weeks of .... Kember and Chris-Liv saga's /fights, that most of us couldn't bear to watch.....

Most if us saying :

"Oh god please don't give Liv any more airtime, I can't bear it".....

Remember those?

How quickly we all forget!