I'm in Kyiv with a Fairytale: Eurovision Final part Deux!

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We are a chatty bunch so we've had to start a new thread pre voting!

Darn.

The scoring system is really shit now - when did that happen?

We'll be hosting the damn thing next year. They won't shut up about it for the entire year.

Portugal are having an amazing day today!

Yessss glad a song won that didn't follow the standard Eurovision template

Love it......

Don't mess with the Ukrainian security. What's happened to the mooner? Do you think he's still in one piece?

Ah. I hope there are celebrations in Stockwell tonight.

It's a bit of a bitchy thing to say seeing as uk had fireworks

I need to hear the song again, maybe I'll 'get' it this time.

That sounded like a kick in the teeth for all the other acts!

He's run away

Did he really enter Eurovision on a musical revolutionary platform? Oh well.

The mooner is probably on a plane back to Oz as we speak. Unconscious and bloody.

Oh Christ what a wanker. I'm embarrassed for him. If you're that much of a muso you don't enter bloody Eurovision in the first place.

He needs a good wash

And like Graham said, if Portugal can win after fifty years maybe there is hope

"Real music" pfft. Give over.

Dd's rather upset Bulgaria didn't win. She's been having a snapchat scrum with her mates about who likes little cinnamon swirl bun hair boy the most.

Dont know how it won. Bulgaria was better.

Goodnight Sergi, Tom Huddleston, and Dermot O'Leary jnr

She's a better singer.

And he looks like one of the muppets.

As soon as the sister started singing I started crying... DAMN YOU EUROVISION

Oh well...see ye all next year

Aww I love this