BGT, Tonight 8pm ITV1

[MusicToMyEars800]

So it continues, I wonder if the talent will improve?!
I hope to see you all later

Checking in!

Evening Soubriquet I have my think we might lose some people to Eurovision tonight but I can't stand that show tbh.

Hello! I have a can of Hooch on the go. And crisps.

Sparkling I haven't had Hooch in years I've got mini kit kat peanut butter bites, and kettle chips sea salt and balsamic vinegar flavour.

Me neither Music. I am a teenager again! It's v sweet and a bit gassy

all those sorts of drinks are very gassy, but then again I am not lady, my OH looks at me in shock sometimes

*no lady

Here we go.....

We could go on BGT as a burping duo. We would probably win.

Dog act!!

Ooh a dog. At last.

Yes!! what song/tune should we burp?

Oh FGS

what the fuck?!! this is madness.

We could do the National Anthem Music. HRH would love it.

Helloo!!

Omg. What the actual F was that?!

Wtf was that

Bet the man in the dog costume had a brilliant voice.

That must be a wig!

Oh. A singer.

Definitely a wig! Oh dear... this is awful too!

It's bad karaoke

Right I am going behind the sofa again

He would probably of ben one of the better singers. Sparkling good thinking, ill get the forms for next year ready

Mind if I join behind the sofa? it's terrible so far..