The CBeebies Crushing Continues, er, Continuing...

[CaptainSquark]

Welcome to our third thread...

Come in, grab a presenter chair, ask us about hug shorts...

Ok...while we wait on Crafty...

While casually chatting to your crush, he asks if you've any tattoos. You have one, but its in a place that is currently hidden by clothes. He asks if he can see it. It's accessible without stripping off, but would require a little lift of a t-shirt or slight pull down of your jeans..

Do you...

A) ...immediately say "no" and glare at him like he's some sore of weird perv...

B) ...blush and tell him you couldn't possibly...then continue to blush for the rest of the convo...

C) ...tell him you couldn't possibly...but then totally regret the decision later...

D) ...flirtatiously tell him that seeing your tat would at least require dinner and a movie first...

Or...

E) ...strategically whip the clothes out of the way so he can have a good clear look...

Haha Cap'n I would say D but in a joking way.

I do have a tat but it's a small one on my ankle that I cover up with make up so there's about 5 people who have ever seen it 😂

I have one too...but I'll refer you to answer D 😂 (which coincidentally is always my standard tongue-in-cheek answer to that question)

Ok here's a juicy one...

(I think I almost have more fun on here with you than with my real friends! 😂🙈)

You met your all time celeb crush whilst out with your DH.
The three of you get on like a house on fire and whilst your in the loo, they agree to ask you for a threesome and are both up for it.

Do you;

A) Act appalled and (possibly with some slapping) storm off.

B) Be embarrassed and shrug it off as a joke.

C) Jump at the chance to have two fit men and your DH be happy with it.

D) Something else.

Come back Crafty, Cap'n, Whiskey!!! 😂

If hubby was serious, he'd probably get a slap for suggesting it. How very dare he spoil my fantasy by inserting himself into it 😜😂😇

C'mon then ADay, what's your own answer?

I'd be in absolute utter delight disbelief at DH 😂

B for tatt question...not that I have one
A fit Threesome question...noooooo

Ok you are going to a Crush event ...do you wear
a) low cut top to show cleavage

b) short skirt with a g-string/thong

c) something mum's

d) don't give a crap because you'll be shy shy so why bother making an effort😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mumsy*

Can it be a and b? 😂😇

Sorry couldn't come up with anything funny really...got a rotten cold.....:(

No Squark the rule everyone knows is...boobs or legs/bum...not both

What that game where you pick 3 people then chose who to snog..who to marry etc ..lol

Pfft fine... then A 😜

Tight jeans will do the bum better justice anyways

Clearly not trying to work out her J4T outfit in her head...😳

Ha, mumsy just because I'd have to run after the lil ones! Lol.

Song / Marry / Avoid...

Well I'd snog bloom / Avoid Justin / Marry Andy (cos then I'd have him all the time, lol)

What about Steve Kynman / Phil Gallagher / Chris Jarvis?

I reckon we will run out of presenters way too quick for that...and we all know who we'd sma from the usual suspects lol

Have you guys read this thread in AIBU...?!
His little shirt I have just read it and been sat here in hysterics, tears literally rolling down my face!

A boobs top cause I dislike the look of my legs and wobbly 3 baby tum/bum ...not fat..just loose skin.boobs aren't same after bf 3 but bras do wonders. ..

Prob snog Bloom, Marry Andy, avoid Justin (only cause Andy is tall and strong and looks more of a protector. ..lol)

Ok hmmm that combo ADay tough one. ...marry phil , snog Chris, avoid steve?😂

Ok Sid, Rory and Ben c

Avoid Rory, Snog Sid, Marry Ben C 😁

Marry Steve (cos I think he'd have me in stitches all the time)
Snog Phil
Avoid Chris - cos he's gay, lol.

Marry Rory (again I think he'd make me laugh a lot)
Snog Ben C (He's cute just too young / short, lol)
Avoid Sid

Marry Alex (yet again I think he'd be a good laugh)
Snog Joseph (cook from swashbuckle) - he's cute although I believe gay
Avoid Dr Ranj - he comes across a tad smug

Snog Alex
Marry Joseph. ..only because he'd be a laugh and has connections to the other hosts and wouldn't care if I had affairs because he's gay
Avoid Dr Ranj...Fkn hate those caterpillar eyebrows..they are freaky and prob have their own post code HAVE AN EYEBROW WAX SHEESH! aren't gay men supposed to be well groomed? (Sorry if I'm sterotyping)